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To spend too much time in studies is sloth; to use them too much for ornament is affectation; to make judgment wholly by their rules is the humor of a scholar (Humor Quotes)
Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy (Humor Quotes)
Men will take almost any kind of criticism except the observation that they have no sense of humor (Humor Quotes)
Practice easing your way along. Don’t get het up or in a dither. Do your best; take it as it comes. You can handle anything if you think you can. Just keep your cool and your sense of humor (Humor Quotes)
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. And how do you know laughter if there is no pain to compare it with? (Humor Quotes)
My songwriting success? It’s just a sense of humor and a good outlook on life (Humor Quotes)
If a person desires to be a humorist it is necessary that the people around him shall be at least as wise as he is, otherwise his humor will not be comprehended (Humor Quotes)
The ultimate test of whether you possess a sense of humor is your reaction when someone tells you you don’t (Humor Quotes)
Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is (Humor Quotes)
Optimism and humor are the grease and glue of life. Without both of them we would never have survived our captivity (Humor Quotes)
Humor is an affirmation of man’s dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him (Humor Quotes)
I don’t like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel (Humor Quotes)
He that cometh to seek after knowledge with a mind to scorn and censure shall be sure to find matter for his humor, but none for his instruction (Humor Quotes)
There are more people abusive to others than lie open to abuse themselves; but the humor goes round, and he that laughs at me today will have somebody to laugh at him tomorrow (Humor Quotes)
Nothing so uncertain as general reputation. A man injures me from humor, passion, or interest; hates me because he has injured me; and speaks ill of me because he hates me (Humor Quotes)
In conversation, humor is more than wit, easiness more than knowledge; few desire to learn, or think they need it; all desire to be pleased, or, at least, to be easy (Humor Quotes)
We censure others but as they disagree from that humor which we fancy laudable in ourselves, and commend others but for that wherein they seem to quadrate and consent with us (Humor Quotes)
Politeness is nothing more than an elegant and concealed species of flattery, tending to put the person to whom it is addressed in good humor and respect with himself (Humor Quotes)
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did (Humor Quotes)
Destiny has a sense of humor; a sense of humor sardonic, it is true, cruel, sometimes gruesome; and yet it is a sense of humor (Humor Quotes)
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it (Humor Quotes)
Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense of humor wouldn’t still be here (Humor Quotes)
I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor (Humor Quotes)
I’ve met a lot of people who’ve lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor (Humor Quotes)
People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope (Humor Quotes)
My view of life is colored by humor and looking at the best in any situation (Humor Quotes)
I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side (Humor Quotes)
But he won’t let the pain blot out the humor no more’n he’ll let the humor blot out the pain (Humor Quotes)
Taste is like a sense of humor. I never met a person who didn’t think they had one (Humor Quotes)
In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose (Humor Quotes)