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What are we doing? Wasting our lives. I meant for lunch  (Humorous Quotes) It’s... so... beautiful  (Humorous Quotes) Oh, my God. He’s online. Can he see me?  (Humorous Quotes) Seat belts and air bags.. apparently lost technologies  (Humorous Quotes) What do you mean funny? Funny how?  (Humorous Quotes) I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man  (Humorous Quotes) You mean to tell me that not everyone at the door is trying to kill us all?  (Humorous Quotes) A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by  (Humorous Quotes) Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house.  (Humorous Quotes) Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things  (Humorous Quotes) You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything  (Humorous Quotes) You’re just a big pussy! I’m leaving you for a real man!! Sup bruh  (Humorous Quotes) I don't need to manager my anger. I need everyone else to manage not to piss me off  (Humorous Quotes) Old age is fifteen years older than I am  (Humorous Quotes) Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period  (Humorous Quotes) You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?  (Humorous Quotes) A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe  (Humorous Quotes) I’m just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous  (Humorous Quotes) The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place  (Humorous Quotes) I’ve always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life  (Humorous Quotes) A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds  (Humorous Quotes) Subversive, ethical, ecological, political, humorous... this is how I see my duty as a designer  (Humorous Quotes) The stupider the regime the more intelligent the people get and the more humorous  (Humorous Quotes) There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it  (Humorous Quotes) I’ve been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can’t remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now  (Humorous Quotes) I am drawn to humorous art that is ironic  (Humorous Quotes) Go to humorous events at comedy clubs and watch laughable movies  (Humorous Quotes) They danced on the shore in marvelous, civilized, humorous reels in which the old contributed wit when they could not contribute grace, and the young listened to their elders, who told them in their dancing to hold on, to love, to be patient, and most of all, to trust  (Humorous Quotes) I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life  (Humorous Quotes) My ignorance is based on this understanding. Your understanding is based on ignorance. This is why I am a humorous fool, and you are a serious jackass  (Humorous Quotes)
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