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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone Picture Quote #1

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone

Steven Wright is a comedian known for his deadpan delivery and offbeat humor. One of his most famous jokes is, "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone." This joke perfectly encapsulates Wright's unique style of comedy, which often involves absurd and surreal scenarios.
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