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I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster

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I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. I tell ya, I never thought I'd see something like that happen in real life. It was like a scene straight out of a comedy movie, but this was real, folks. And let me tell you, it was a night to remember.

Now, this girl, let's call her Sally, was a real firecracker. She had a wild streak a mile wide and a sense of humor to match. When she suggested making French toast for breakfast, I thought it was a great idea. Little did I know it would turn into a disaster of epic proportions.

As Sally was preparing the French toast, she got a little too eager and stuck her tongue in the toaster to check if the bread was done. I mean, who does that? I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw her struggling to free her tongue from the toaster. It was like a bad sitcom come to life.

I tried to help her, but I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Sally was a trooper though, and after a few minutes of frantic tugging and pulling, she finally managed to free her tongue from the toaster. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

After the ordeal was over, we both collapsed into fits of laughter. Sally had a way of turning even the most mundane moments into something hilarious. And that's what I loved about her. She was unpredictable, spontaneous, and always kept me on my toes.
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