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Ian Holloway Quotes

I’ve got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it’s pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we’re out shopping I try and look in a man’s shop while they make their minds up Picture Quote #1
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that’s the truth Picture Quote #1
This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I’m worn out Picture Quote #1
I love Blackpool. We’re very similar. We both look better in the dark Picture Quote #1
Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings Picture Quote #1
Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon Picture Quote #1
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It was lucky that the linesman wasn’t stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake Picture Quote #1
There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth Picture Quote #1
You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go Picture Quote #1
The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we’ve got to get a dietician Picture Quote #1
To put it in gentleman’s terms, if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, you’ve done what you set out to do. We didn’t look our best today but we pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks she’s not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let’s have coffee Picture Quote #1
You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I’m like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad Picture Quote #1
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It’s all very well having a great pianist playing but it’s no good if you haven’t got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play Picture Quote #1
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish Picture Quote #1
If you’re a burglar, it’s no good waiting about outside somebody’s house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don’t advocate that obviously, it’s just an analogy Picture Quote #1
I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that’s one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin Picture Quote #1
I couldn’t be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season! Picture Quote #1
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that’s the truth Picture Quote #1
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I’ve got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it’s pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we’re out shopping I try and look in a man’s shop while they make their minds up.  (Ian Holloway Quotes) My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that’s the truth.  (Ian Holloway Quotes) This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I’m worn out  (Ian Holloway Quotes) I love Blackpool. We’re very similar. We both look better in the dark  (Ian Holloway Quotes) Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings  (Ian Holloway Quotes) Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon  (Ian Holloway Quotes) It was lucky that the linesman wasn’t stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake  (Ian Holloway Quotes) There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth  (Ian Holloway Quotes) You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go  (Ian Holloway Quotes) The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we’ve got to get a dietician  (Ian Holloway Quotes) To put it in gentleman’s terms, if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, you’ve done what you set out to do. We didn’t look our best today but we pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks she’s not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let’s have coffee  (Ian Holloway Quotes) You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I’m like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad  (Ian Holloway Quotes) It’s all very well having a great pianist playing but it’s no good if you haven’t got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play  (Ian Holloway Quotes) Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish  (Ian Holloway Quotes) If you’re a burglar, it’s no good waiting about outside somebody’s house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don’t advocate that obviously, it’s just an analogy  (Ian Holloway Quotes) I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that’s one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin  (Ian Holloway Quotes) I couldn’t be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!  (Ian Holloway Quotes) My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that’s the truth  (Ian Holloway Quotes)