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Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word (Ian Shoales Quotes)
They don’t produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created - and they keep changing it just in case you start to catch on (Ian Shoales Quotes)
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn (Ian Shoales Quotes)
I don’t like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French (Ian Shoales Quotes)
Never ask a woman why she’s angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she’ll tell you. Both ways, you lose. (Ian Shoales Quotes)
Favorite color: I hate colors (Ian Shoales Quotes)
Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers (Ian Shoales Quotes)
Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don’t want to finish that letter (Ian Shoales Quotes)
Never ask a woman why she’s angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she’ll tell you. Both ways, you lose (Ian Shoales Quotes)
Everybody’s excited about the new service economy, even though there is no actual service as near as I can tell (Ian Shoales Quotes)
Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn’t cross the thin line between cute and demonic (Ian Shoales Quotes)