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Idiot Quotes

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac Picture Quote #1

I hate being ignored because I feel like an idiot trying to get your attention Picture Quote #1

Smiling like an idiot while having an amazing conversation with your bestfriend Picture Quote #1

You can spend your life holding on, or you can show that idiot who broke your heart what he’s missing Picture Quote #1

If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, You’re an idiot. If you think they are going to take away your gun, you’re an armed idiot. If you think they’re going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you’re Bill O’Reilly Picture Quote #1

I’m always working on new songs. With the technology these days, any idiot can record on Pro Tools on your laptop. All you have to do is plug a microphone into the input jack and anybody can have their own recording studio. So I’m always down in my basement, singing along to riffs or whoever I’m collaborating with Picture Quote #1

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The thing about interviews is that if someone interviews you, and they’re an idiot, then they make you sound like an idiot, too. They ask you stupid questions, and they bring you down to their level. It’s tempting to not ever want to talk to anybody, but you can’t do that Picture Quote #1

I knew I was being an idiot. But I figured if I kept being an idiot, if I didn’t actually accept the truth, then the truth would become false Picture Quote #1

One of the first exercises we did in acting class my freshman year was to stand in two rows, two lines facing each other as a class, and just make sounds and move in some completely nonsensical way out into the center of the room. Sort of make an idiot out of yourself, essentially, but to be okay with that Picture Quote #1

I get emails from strangers every day asking for love advice, which is kind of counter-intuitive since I’m making a movie about what an idiot I am with relationships Picture Quote #1

I say on the air all time, if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot Picture Quote #1

Stop blaming your parents. If you’re really angry at 60 years old, you’re an idiot! You’ve got to work some of it out Picture Quote #1

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One of the unwritten rules in a presidential news conference is that he’ll answer questions. If he chooses not to, there’s not much you can do about it other than make yourself look like an idiot screaming, which to me is counterproductive Picture Quote #1

An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing Picture Quote #1

When President Ronald Reagan asked me a stupid question once, I called him an idiot in public! I thought I was going to be arrested, but he laughed and appreciated me Picture Quote #1

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I’m just an idiot Picture Quote #1

Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn’t Picture Quote #1

[My hair] creates this Tarzanesque, likeable bad-boy image. It says, ‘I am a wild child. I will take you on a Harley ride, then make passionate love to you. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at a bar, I will protect you.’ Picture Quote #1

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Baseball is the favorite American sport because it’s so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play it Picture Quote #1

If there is one thing I know, it’s that with every great achievement in our lives, there is an insecure idiot hiding around the corner waiting to take a baseball bat to it Picture Quote #1

You make your son out to be to be almost an idiot; well let me tell you something, Mrs Loan, if he were a complete idiot, drooling at the mouth, he’d still be a better person then you Picture Quote #1

You run into a party and [a] woman comes up to you. She’s the most beautiful creature you ever saw - Ava Gardner - and says, I like you and why don’t we get together? What are you going to say, No? You’d have to be an idiot. She was an incredible creature Picture Quote #1

I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think Picture Quote #1

It’s a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you’re pursuing that, you’re an idiot. You’re a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity Picture Quote #1

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There’s only one way we’re going to change our political climate and ensure we establish some respect in our discourse. And that is to show there is a real price to pay for being a disrespectful partisan idiot Picture Quote #1

Jim Sheridan, the MP who wants to ban sketchwriters from the Commons for being rude about politicians, is a blithering idiot. Sorry, scrub that - clearly a very thoughtful person with whom I might conceivably disagree on some marginal issues. A blithering savant, perhaps Picture Quote #1

I think there’s a little bit of idiot in everybody and I think some people cover it better than others but I think I am very much a guy who wears his heart on his sleeve Picture Quote #1

All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or responding to your date requests, or posting a picture of your foot? All of that is more gripping and immediate and social than books Picture Quote #1

Comic books aren’t nerdy. You’d have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy Picture Quote #1

Amongst all the beautiful women in this world..There’s always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again Picture Quote #1

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Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac (Idiot Quotes) I hate being ignored because I feel like an idiot trying to get your attention (Idiot Quotes) Smiling like an idiot while having an amazing conversation with your bestfriend (Idiot Quotes) You can spend your life holding on, or you can show that idiot who broke your heart what he’s missing (Idiot Quotes) If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, You’re an idiot. If you think they are going to take away your gun, you’re an armed idiot. If you think they’re going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you’re Bill O’Reilly (Idiot Quotes) I’m always working on new songs. With the technology these days, any idiot can record on Pro Tools on your laptop. All you have to do is plug a microphone into the input jack and anybody can have their own recording studio. So I’m always down in my basement, singing along to riffs or whoever I’m collaborating with (Idiot Quotes) The thing about interviews is that if someone interviews you, and they’re an idiot, then they make you sound like an idiot, too. They ask you stupid questions, and they bring you down to their level. It’s tempting to not ever want to talk to anybody, but you can’t do that (Idiot Quotes) I knew I was being an idiot. But I figured if I kept being an idiot, if I didn’t actually accept the truth, then the truth would become false (Idiot Quotes) One of the first exercises we did in acting class my freshman year was to stand in two rows, two lines facing each other as a class, and just make sounds and move in some completely nonsensical way out into the center of the room. Sort of make an idiot out of yourself, essentially, but to be okay with that (Idiot Quotes) I get emails from strangers every day asking for love advice, which is kind of counter-intuitive since I’m making a movie about what an idiot I am with relationships. (Idiot Quotes) I say on the air all time, if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot (Idiot Quotes) Stop blaming your parents. If you’re really angry at 60 years old, you’re an idiot! You’ve got to work some of it out. (Idiot Quotes) One of the unwritten rules in a presidential news conference is that he’ll answer questions. If he chooses not to, there’s not much you can do about it other than make yourself look like an idiot screaming, which to me is counterproductive. (Idiot Quotes) An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing. (Idiot Quotes) When President Ronald Reagan asked me a stupid question once, I called him an idiot in public! I thought I was going to be arrested, but he laughed and appreciated me. (Idiot Quotes) I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I’m just an idiot. (Idiot Quotes) Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn’t. (Idiot Quotes) [My hair] creates this Tarzanesque, likeable bad-boy image. It says, ‘I am a wild child. I will take you on a Harley ride, then make passionate love to you. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at a bar, I will protect you.’ (Idiot Quotes) Baseball is the favorite American sport because it’s so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play it. (Idiot Quotes) If there is one thing I know, it’s that with every great achievement in our lives, there is an insecure idiot hiding around the corner waiting to take a baseball bat to it. (Idiot Quotes) You make your son out to be to be almost an idiot; well let me tell you something, Mrs Loan, if he were a complete idiot, drooling at the mouth, he’d still be a better person then you. (Idiot Quotes) You run into a party and [a] woman comes up to you. She’s the most beautiful creature you ever saw - Ava Gardner - and says, I like you and why don’t we get together? What are you going to say, No? You’d have to be an idiot. She was an incredible creature. (Idiot Quotes) I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think. (Idiot Quotes) It’s a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you’re pursuing that, you’re an idiot. You’re a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity. (Idiot Quotes) There’s only one way we’re going to change our political climate and ensure we establish some respect in our discourse. And that is to show there is a real price to pay for being a disrespectful partisan idiot. (Idiot Quotes) Jim Sheridan, the MP who wants to ban sketchwriters from the Commons for being rude about politicians, is a blithering idiot. Sorry, scrub that - clearly a very thoughtful person with whom I might conceivably disagree on some marginal issues. A blithering savant, perhaps. (Idiot Quotes) I think there’s a little bit of idiot in everybody and I think some people cover it better than others but I think I am very much a guy who wears his heart on his sleeve. (Idiot Quotes) All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or responding to your date requests, or posting a picture of your foot? All of that is more gripping and immediate and social than books. (Idiot Quotes) Comic books aren’t nerdy. You’d have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy. (Idiot Quotes) Amongst all the beautiful women in this world..There’s always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again (Idiot Quotes)

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