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Ironic Quotes

It’s quite ironic I suppose, it’s that thing about being in a group when you all start out as friends and then invariably end up hating each other. So I just thought they needed telling really, in case they were labouring under the apprehension that they were still friends Picture Quote #1

At school I got harassed so badly for being too tall, too thin, too pale - too everything that has gotten me where I am now, which is quite ironic Picture Quote #1

It’s ironic that as scientists that don’t believe in God, were the ones that are closest to God Picture Quote #1

I’m not a great flyer. It’s ironic, since I’m in showbiz and have to fly at least twice a week. I try to sleep and blot it out Picture Quote #1

Would you buy a book proudly stating on the cover that its reader is a dummy? Or would you think of course it’s ironic? Picture Quote #1

It’s ironic: In movies, the most successful films of all time have been sci-fi or fantasy. By far. But a lot of people won’t even read science fiction books Picture Quote #1

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Who cares about the men who steered your breakfast cereal through winter storms? How ironic that the more ships have grown in size and consequence, the less space they take up in our imagination Picture Quote #1

I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating Picture Quote #1

I don’t watch much British television at all. I mean, it’s ironic because I used to work in it for years Picture Quote #1

I just want to be master of my own time. It is ironic that someone in the watch business should not be in control of his time Picture Quote #1

How Ironic, when you do business you create exceptions to create new opportunities, when you write code (do a job) you handle exception to make it clean Picture Quote #1

You can’t smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can’t breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles Picture Quote #1

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It is extremely ironic that the more we care about what people think about us the less we care about people, and the less we care about what people think about us the more we begin to care for others Picture Quote #1

I just really don’t like being the center of attention that much. It’s kind of ironic Picture Quote #1

First, there was Confucius. Then, the sayings of Chairman Mao. And now the pithy, ironic, and humorous insights of Ai Weiwei. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this collection, which reflects a well-developed philosophy as well as a keen understanding of the Chinese Communist system. This is China made easy and interesting Picture Quote #1

I do not think there is such a thing as a clash of civilizations. When I say that Muslims as Muslims cannot be represented in the West, I was being ironic, and also referring to the fact that ninety percent of the time when people talk about the problem of Muslims in the West, it is to complain about the fact that Muslims have not integrated Picture Quote #1

Well, I think it’s kind of interesting how the Osmond name has been really seen on both sides of the pendulum. There’s obviously the bubblegum side, but for people who really know about music, it’s clear on the other side. As a matter of fact, I find it quite ironic that Metallica used to cover ‘Crazy Horses.’ It was a cutting-edge album Picture Quote #1

Humans also tend to find community to be pleasurable, and within the boundaries of community relationships, words - often ironic and self-deprecating - are always spoken that take on other meanings when uttered by others Picture Quote #1

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Isn’t it ironic that pay, perks, and benefits all cost your company at the bottom line, but authentic recognition, especially when it’s most unexpected, costs very little and gives the most impressive return on investment? Picture Quote #1

I find it extremely ironic that Bush says that personal opinion should not be a tool in the interpretation of the Constitution, when he’s the one who’s lobbying for a Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. If that doesn’t stem from personal opinion, I don’t know what does Picture Quote #1

It’s ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I’ll get me a Kristen Bell.’ But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with Picture Quote #1

Swimming is probably the ultimate of burnout sports. It’s ironic because millions of people who swim as their regular exercise love the meditation aspect of it; you don’t wind up with any orthopedic injuries. But when you swim at a world class level for hours and hours - the loneness of the long distance runner Picture Quote #1

A comedy that is ironic, sometimes bitter, in some cases even dramatic, tragic: This is what Italian comedy is Picture Quote #1

What New England is, is a state of mind, a place where dry humor and perpetual disappointment blend to produce an ironic pessimism that folks from away find most perplexing Picture Quote #1

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He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it’s not a good place for you to be Picture Quote #1

The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There’s no dry sense of humor in a text. It comes off as a little bit shitty Picture Quote #1

It’s ironic that early on in the war with Afghanistan, the Americans and the British were saying, ‘We recognise there must be a Palestinian state,’ then they rapidly forgot about it. I think history will show that that kind of amnesia will come back to haunt you Picture Quote #1

What an ironic tragedy that an affluent, Christianminority in the world continues to hoard its wealth while hundreds of millions of people hover on the edge of starvation! Picture Quote #1

It’s ironic, but true, that in this age of electronic communications, personal interaction is becoming more important than ever Picture Quote #1

Aunt Jettie: yes, I’m wandering the earth seeking revenge on ben and jerry for giving me the fat a$$ and coronary and I give out love advice to the tragically lonely.jane: Is that an ironic eternal punishment for the lady who died an eighty-one year old spinster. jettie: single by choice you twirp.jane: banshee.jettie: bloodsucker Picture Quote #1

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It’s quite ironic I suppose, it’s that thing about being in a group when you all start out as friends and then invariably end up hating each other. So I just thought they needed telling really, in case they were labouring under the apprehension that they were still friends. (Ironic Quotes) At school I got harassed so badly for being too tall, too thin, too pale - too everything that has gotten me where I am now, which is quite ironic. (Ironic Quotes) It’s ironic that as scientists that don’t believe in God, were the ones that are closest to God. (Ironic Quotes) I’m not a great flyer. It’s ironic, since I’m in showbiz and have to fly at least twice a week. I try to sleep and blot it out. (Ironic Quotes) Would you buy a book proudly stating on the cover that its reader is a dummy? Or would you think of course it’s ironic? (Ironic Quotes) It’s ironic: In movies, the most successful films of all time have been sci-fi or fantasy. By far. But a lot of people won’t even read science fiction books. (Ironic Quotes) Who cares about the men who steered your breakfast cereal through winter storms? How ironic that the more ships have grown in size and consequence, the less space they take up in our imagination. (Ironic Quotes) I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating. (Ironic Quotes) I don’t watch much British television at all. I mean, it’s ironic because I used to work in it for years. (Ironic Quotes) I just want to be master of my own time. It is ironic that someone in the watch business should not be in control of his time. (Ironic Quotes) How Ironic, when you do business you create exceptions to create new opportunities, when you write code (do a job) you handle exception to make it clean. (Ironic Quotes) You can’t smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can’t breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles. (Ironic Quotes) It is extremely ironic that the more we care about what people think about us the less we care about people, and the less we care about what people think about us the more we begin to care for others (Ironic Quotes) I just really don’t like being the center of attention that much. It’s kind of ironic. (Ironic Quotes) First, there was Confucius. Then, the sayings of Chairman Mao. And now the pithy, ironic, and humorous insights of Ai Weiwei. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this collection, which reflects a well-developed philosophy as well as a keen understanding of the Chinese Communist system. This is China made easy and interesting. (Ironic Quotes) I do not think there is such a thing as a clash of civilizations. When I say that Muslims as Muslims cannot be represented in the West, I was being ironic, and also referring to the fact that ninety percent of the time when people talk about the problem of Muslims in the West, it is to complain about the fact that Muslims have not integrated. (Ironic Quotes) Well, I think it’s kind of interesting how the Osmond name has been really seen on both sides of the pendulum. There’s obviously the bubblegum side, but for people who really know about music, it’s clear on the other side. As a matter of fact, I find it quite ironic that Metallica used to cover ‘Crazy Horses.’ It was a cutting-edge album. (Ironic Quotes) Humans also tend to find community to be pleasurable, and within the boundaries of community relationships, words - often ironic and self-deprecating - are always spoken that take on other meanings when uttered by others. (Ironic Quotes) Isn’t it ironic that pay, perks, and benefits all cost your company at the bottom line, but authentic recognition, especially when it’s most unexpected, costs very little and gives the most impressive return on investment? (Ironic Quotes) I find it extremely ironic that Bush says that personal opinion should not be a tool in the interpretation of the Constitution, when he’s the one who’s lobbying for a Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. If that doesn’t stem from personal opinion, I don’t know what does. (Ironic Quotes) It’s ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I’ll get me a Kristen Bell.’ But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with. (Ironic Quotes) Swimming is probably the ultimate of burnout sports. It’s ironic because millions of people who swim as their regular exercise love the meditation aspect of it; you don’t wind up with any orthopedic injuries. But when you swim at a world class level for hours and hours - the loneness of the long distance runner. (Ironic Quotes) A comedy that is ironic, sometimes bitter, in some cases even dramatic, tragic: This is what Italian comedy is. (Ironic Quotes) What New England is, is a state of mind, a place where dry humor and perpetual disappointment blend to produce an ironic pessimism that folks from away find most perplexing (Ironic Quotes) He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it’s not a good place for you to be. (Ironic Quotes) The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There’s no dry sense of humor in a text. It comes off as a little bit shitty. (Ironic Quotes) It’s ironic that early on in the war with Afghanistan, the Americans and the British were saying, ‘We recognise there must be a Palestinian state,’ then they rapidly forgot about it. I think history will show that that kind of amnesia will come back to haunt you. (Ironic Quotes) What an ironic tragedy that an affluent, Christianminority in the world continues to hoard its wealth while hundreds of millions of people hover on the edge of starvation! (Ironic Quotes) It’s ironic, but true, that in this age of electronic communications, personal interaction is becoming more important than ever. (Ironic Quotes) Aunt Jettie: yes, I’m wandering the earth seeking revenge on ben and jerry for giving me the fat a$$ and coronary and I give out love advice to the tragically lonely.jane: Is that an ironic eternal punishment for the lady who died an eighty-one year old spinster. jettie: single by choice you twirp.jane: banshee.jettie: bloodsucker. (Ironic Quotes)

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