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Irvin S Cobb Quotes

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid Picture Quote #1

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn Picture Quote #1

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms Picture Quote #1

You couldn’t tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation Picture Quote #1

It is the private opinion of this court that not only is the late defendant sane but that he is the sanest man in this entire jurisdiction Picture Quote #1

A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim’s watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across Picture Quote #1

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Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent Picture Quote #1

If a woman likes another woman, she’s cordial. If she doesn’t like her, she’s very cordial Picture Quote #1

Men are vain; but they won’t mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job Picture Quote #1

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued Picture Quote #1

If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers Picture Quote #1

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in Picture Quote #1

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A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven’t Picture Quote #1

I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial Picture Quote #1

Men are vain; but they won’t mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job Picture Quote #1

If a woman likes another woman, she’s cordial. If she doesn’t like her, she’s very cordial Picture Quote #1

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As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) You couldn’t tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) It is the private opinion of this court that not only is the late defendant sane but that he is the sanest man in this entire jurisdiction (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim’s watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) If a woman likes another woman, she’s cordial. If she doesn’t like her, she’s very cordial. (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) Men are vain; but they won’t mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job. (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven’t (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) Men are vain; but they won’t mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job (Irvin S Cobb Quotes) If a woman likes another woman, she’s cordial. If she doesn’t like her, she’s very cordial (Irvin S Cobb Quotes)