It would be an honor to ruin your wedding

It would be an honor to ruin your wedding

As a wedding planner, it is my job to ensure that every detail of your special day is perfect. From the flowers to the music to the seating arrangements, I work tirelessly to make sure that your wedding is a day that you will remember for the rest of your life. However, there are times when things don't go as planned, and despite my best efforts, something goes wrong.

It is in these moments that I must face the harsh reality that I have failed in my duty to you, the bride and groom. And while it may seem like a small mistake to some, to me it is a devastating blow to my reputation and my pride. I take great pride in my work, and to see it all come crashing down in front of me is a bitter pill to swallow.

So when I say that it would be an honor to ruin your wedding, I mean it in the sense that I would do everything in my power to make sure that your day is perfect. I would go above and beyond to fix any mistakes that may arise, and I would do so with a sense of humility and grace.

I would work tirelessly to make sure that your wedding is a day that you will remember for all the right reasons. I would do everything in my power to make sure that your day is as perfect as it can be, and I would do so with a sense of honor and pride.

So while it may seem like a strange thing to say, I truly believe that it would be an honor to ruin your wedding. Because in doing so, I would have the opportunity to show you just how dedicated I am to making your day as perfect as it can be. And in the end, isn't that what every bride and groom wants? A perfect day to remember for the rest of their lives.