It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?

It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?

Lewis Black, the renowned comedian known for his fiery rants and sharp wit, has never been one to shy away from addressing the absurdities of modern life. In his signature style of comedic outrage, Black has often tackled the frustrations and inconveniences of everyday technology. One such topic that seems ripe for his comedic scrutiny is the lack of teleportation technology in the year 2003.