It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass

Rodney Dangerfield, the legendary comedian known for his self-deprecating humor and quick wit, often touched on the struggles of marriage in his stand-up routines. One of his most famous lines, "It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass," perfectly encapsulates the absurdity and challenges that can come with being in a long-term relationship.