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J B Smoove Quotes

You can’t let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass Picture Quote #1

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars Picture Quote #1

I’m putting on a suit and tie when I go see The Great Gatsby Picture Quote #1

Women put guys through tests all the time Picture Quote #1

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing Picture Quote #1

Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy Picture Quote #1

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Father’s Day just be Mother’s Day the sequel Picture Quote #1

I’m big on facial expressions, and I’m big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you can make friends, and sometimes you can take friends. Sometimes people want to be friends with you, and you gotta be like, ‘Okay, I can deal with this person’s personality and be their friend, but not necessarily do I have to change who I am. I’m not gonna change myself to be their friend.’ Picture Quote #1

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You’ve got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast Picture Quote #1

I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor Picture Quote #1

If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn’t have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn’t have passed away, I wouldn’t have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would’ve never auditioned for Curb Picture Quote #1

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Curb Your Enthusiasm set me up so perfectly. That was one of my favorite shows before I got on it. That started a whole different level of a story for me. I didn’t know how to process it until after I got on the show and realized what the purpose of it was Picture Quote #1

The ruckus’ is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You’ve got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time Picture Quote #1

You don’t want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That’s the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day Picture Quote #1

I’m nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid Picture Quote #1

Police blog or entertainment news, it’s just good to see your name in print Picture Quote #1

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace Picture Quote #1

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When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class Picture Quote #1

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest Picture Quote #1

Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can’t write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself Picture Quote #1

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night Picture Quote #1

I’m sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you’re a grown ass man Picture Quote #1

I am addicted to hockey now. I’ve seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me Picture Quote #1

I have to satisfy my audience Picture Quote #1

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place Picture Quote #1

I’m, like, everybody’s friend. I’m one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people Picture Quote #1

There’s book smart, there is street smart, there’s relationship smart, there’s too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them. Everybody doesn’t know every kind of smart. There’s money smart, there’s movie smart, there’s computer smart. There’s just too many different kinds of smarts for people to know all the smarts Picture Quote #1

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You can’t let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass. (J B Smoove Quotes) I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars (J B Smoove Quotes) I’m putting on a suit and tie when I go see The Great Gatsby (J B Smoove Quotes) Women put guys through tests all the time (J B Smoove Quotes) My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing (J B Smoove Quotes) Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy (J B Smoove Quotes) Father’s Day just be Mother’s Day the sequel (J B Smoove Quotes) I’m big on facial expressions, and I’m big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious (J B Smoove Quotes) Sometimes you can make friends, and sometimes you can take friends. Sometimes people want to be friends with you, and you gotta be like, ‘Okay, I can deal with this person’s personality and be their friend, but not necessarily do I have to change who I am. I’m not gonna change myself to be their friend.’ (J B Smoove Quotes) Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You’ve got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. (J B Smoove Quotes) I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor. (J B Smoove Quotes) If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn’t have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn’t have passed away, I wouldn’t have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would’ve never auditioned for Curb. (J B Smoove Quotes) Curb Your Enthusiasm set me up so perfectly. That was one of my favorite shows before I got on it. That started a whole different level of a story for me. I didn’t know how to process it until after I got on the show and realized what the purpose of it was. (J B Smoove Quotes) The ruckus’ is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You’ve got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time. (J B Smoove Quotes) You don’t want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That’s the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day. (J B Smoove Quotes) I’m nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid. (J B Smoove Quotes) Police blog or entertainment news, it’s just good to see your name in print (J B Smoove Quotes) I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace. (J B Smoove Quotes) When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class (J B Smoove Quotes) Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest. (J B Smoove Quotes) Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can’t write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself. (J B Smoove Quotes) I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me. (J B Smoove Quotes) Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night. (J B Smoove Quotes) I’m sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory. (J B Smoove Quotes) Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you’re a grown ass man. (J B Smoove Quotes) I am addicted to hockey now. I’ve seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me. (J B Smoove Quotes) I have to satisfy my audience (J B Smoove Quotes) For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place (J B Smoove Quotes) I’m, like, everybody’s friend. I’m one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people (J B Smoove Quotes) There’s book smart, there is street smart, there’s relationship smart, there’s too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them. Everybody doesn’t know every kind of smart. There’s money smart, there’s movie smart, there’s computer smart. There’s just too many different kinds of smarts for people to know all the smarts. (J B Smoove Quotes)

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