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J B Smoove Quotes

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can’t get enough. You are addicted to Apple Picture Quote #1

I talked about everything, man. I’ve always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything Picture Quote #1

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they’ve got to let him do what he does - otherwise it’s like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don’t shoot Picture Quote #1

I should be European, man. I’m long and lean. I’d look good in a trench coat Picture Quote #1

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn’t want a lady who’s a contortionist? Picture Quote #1

Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two’s is the most important thing. Kids get heavy. Quite literally. They’re heavy to lift up when they’re throwing tantrums Picture Quote #1

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Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two’s is the most important thing Picture Quote #1

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she’s not, I eat meat. I’m just being honest Picture Quote #1

There’re rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you’re number two Picture Quote #1

I most resemble Benjamin Button. I evolve. I attach myself to the heartbeat of whatever is going on at that particular time, or I just chart a new path Picture Quote #1

I have big hands. I can’t do the touch-screen thing. I’m a button guy. I want to press buttons Picture Quote #1

Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a kid. In my brain, I consider myself the ultimate video game player. The ultimate snack maker Picture Quote #1

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You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That’s because of gravity Picture Quote #1

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn’t really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious Picture Quote #1

It’s not even race; it’s a certain type of person that gets ‘Pootie Tang.’ Picture Quote #1

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage Picture Quote #1

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use Picture Quote #1

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You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can’t get enough. You are addicted to Apple. (J B Smoove Quotes) I talked about everything, man. I’ve always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything. (J B Smoove Quotes) If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they’ve got to let him do what he does - otherwise it’s like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don’t shoot. (J B Smoove Quotes) I should be European, man. I’m long and lean. I’d look good in a trench coat. (J B Smoove Quotes) You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn’t want a lady who’s a contortionist? (J B Smoove Quotes) Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two’s is the most important thing. Kids get heavy. Quite literally. They’re heavy to lift up when they’re throwing tantrums. (J B Smoove Quotes) Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two’s is the most important thing. (J B Smoove Quotes) My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she’s not, I eat meat. I’m just being honest. (J B Smoove Quotes) There’re rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you’re number two. (J B Smoove Quotes) I most resemble Benjamin Button. I evolve. I attach myself to the heartbeat of whatever is going on at that particular time, or I just chart a new path. (J B Smoove Quotes) I have big hands. I can’t do the touch-screen thing. I’m a button guy. I want to press buttons. (J B Smoove Quotes) Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a kid. In my brain, I consider myself the ultimate video game player. The ultimate snack maker. (J B Smoove Quotes) You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That’s because of gravity. (J B Smoove Quotes) Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn’t really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious. (J B Smoove Quotes) It’s not even race; it’s a certain type of person that gets ‘Pootie Tang.’ (J B Smoove Quotes) I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage (J B Smoove Quotes) I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use (J B Smoove Quotes)

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