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Jack Benny Quotes

I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room Picture Quote #1

Try to save something while your salary is small; it’s impossible to save after you begin to earn more Picture Quote #1

I believe in being honest with myself. If there’s one thing I hate it’s when a comedian is great and won’t admit it. I’ve never met one like that, but if I did, I’d hate them Picture Quote #1

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid Picture Quote #1

When another comedian has a lousy show, I’m the first one to admit it Picture Quote #1

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf Picture Quote #1

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air Picture Quote #1

Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn’t afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story Picture Quote #1

I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I’m about 39, like Jack Benny Picture Quote #1

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I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room (Jack Benny Quotes) Try to save something while your salary is small; it’s impossible to save after you begin to earn more (Jack Benny Quotes) I believe in being honest with myself. If there’s one thing I hate it’s when a comedian is great and won’t admit it. I’ve never met one like that, but if I did, I’d hate them (Jack Benny Quotes) A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid (Jack Benny Quotes) When another comedian has a lousy show, I’m the first one to admit it (Jack Benny Quotes) Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf (Jack Benny Quotes) Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air (Jack Benny Quotes) Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn’t afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story (Jack Benny Quotes) I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I’m about 39, like Jack Benny (Jack Benny Quotes)

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