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Jack Black Quotes

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow Picture Quote #1

Every movie presents its challenges Picture Quote #1

I don’t get hung up on weight Picture Quote #1

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan Picture Quote #1

I’m always looking for a fresh perspective because it’s fun to tell stories that are original and new in some way Picture Quote #1

I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn’t have that evil imprint, they wouldn’t sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate) Picture Quote #1

I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie Picture Quote #1

I’ve had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you’ve really Joeled it up - there’s some good periods of Joel; it’s not all hot cheese. But I can’t judge anyone else for their cheese. I’ve deep-sea dived in the Gouda Picture Quote #1

The real challenge is if you don’t look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you’re going to have to try harder. You’re going to have to make up for it in other ways Picture Quote #1

Tenacious D loves Auntie Em’s. Her delicious nutrients are always energizing and indie-fresh. Where does she find those unbelievable recipes? Somewhere over the rainbow? Picture Quote #1

I’m a Jew. Thirty-three is when Christ died. So though I’m a Jew, in the back of my mind I still think that I gotta get it done before I’m thirty-four because well, I don’t know why. He got it done before He was thirty-four Picture Quote #1

Me personally, I don’t have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they’re all pretty funny Picture Quote #1

I like being married. I’m at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don’t go out for wild nights Picture Quote #1

With the acting, it’s somebody else’s brainchild, and I’m just sort of helping flesh it out. There’s a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation Picture Quote #1

It’s all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence Picture Quote #1

When it’s a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD Picture Quote #1

We’re in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let’s face it, that’s it Picture Quote #1

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D Picture Quote #1

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It’s for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you’re gonna eat it Picture Quote #1

I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don’t know what I’m going to come at you with Picture Quote #1

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the ‘Pink Panther’ theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock Picture Quote #1

I don’t have any real spirituality in my life - I’m kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it’s almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me Picture Quote #1

I look for good directors mainly because if you do enough of movies where there’s not a real creative vision behind it, you start to turn into a robot and you want to jump off a bridge Picture Quote #1

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It’s for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be Picture Quote #1

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D Picture Quote #1

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the ‘Pink Panther’ theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock Picture Quote #1

I don’t have any real spirituality in my life - I’m kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it’s almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me Picture Quote #1

We’re in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let’s face it, that’s it Picture Quote #1

Weddings mainly are for drinkers Picture Quote #1

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow (Jack Black Quotes) Every movie presents its challenges (Jack Black Quotes) I don’t get hung up on weight (Jack Black Quotes) Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan (Jack Black Quotes) I’m always looking for a fresh perspective because it’s fun to tell stories that are original and new in some way. (Jack Black Quotes) I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn’t have that evil imprint, they wouldn’t sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate) (Jack Black Quotes) I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie (Jack Black Quotes) I’ve had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you’ve really Joeled it up - there’s some good periods of Joel; it’s not all hot cheese. But I can’t judge anyone else for their cheese. I’ve deep-sea dived in the Gouda (Jack Black Quotes) The real challenge is if you don’t look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you’re going to have to try harder. You’re going to have to make up for it in other ways (Jack Black Quotes) Tenacious D loves Auntie Em’s. Her delicious nutrients are always energizing and indie-fresh. Where does she find those unbelievable recipes? Somewhere over the rainbow? (Jack Black Quotes) I’m a Jew. Thirty-three is when Christ died. So though I’m a Jew, in the back of my mind I still think that I gotta get it done before I’m thirty-four because well, I don’t know why. He got it done before He was thirty-four (Jack Black Quotes) Me personally, I don’t have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they’re all pretty funny (Jack Black Quotes) I like being married. I’m at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don’t go out for wild nights. (Jack Black Quotes) With the acting, it’s somebody else’s brainchild, and I’m just sort of helping flesh it out. There’s a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation. (Jack Black Quotes) It’s all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence. (Jack Black Quotes) When it’s a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD. (Jack Black Quotes) We’re in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let’s face it, that’s it. (Jack Black Quotes) If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D. (Jack Black Quotes) The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It’s for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be. (Jack Black Quotes) There’s nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you’re gonna eat it. (Jack Black Quotes) I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don’t know what I’m going to come at you with. (Jack Black Quotes) I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the ‘Pink Panther’ theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock. (Jack Black Quotes) I don’t have any real spirituality in my life - I’m kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it’s almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me. (Jack Black Quotes) I look for good directors mainly because if you do enough of movies where there’s not a real creative vision behind it, you start to turn into a robot and you want to jump off a bridge. (Jack Black Quotes) The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It’s for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be (Jack Black Quotes) If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D (Jack Black Quotes) I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the ‘Pink Panther’ theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock (Jack Black Quotes) I don’t have any real spirituality in my life - I’m kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it’s almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me (Jack Black Quotes) We’re in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let’s face it, that’s it (Jack Black Quotes) Weddings mainly are for drinkers (Jack Black Quotes)

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