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Jackass Quotes

Hi, my name's Piglet and this is Jackass Picture Quote #1

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one Picture Quote #1

Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas Picture Quote #1

Did you ever know that you’re a jackass? Picture Quote #1

The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass Picture Quote #1

Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it’s in the tradition of physical comedy, which I’m really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body Picture Quote #1

Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother Picture Quote #1

A man may be born a jackass; but it is his business if he makes himself a double one Picture Quote #1

Lady, I didn’t get up this morning wanting to be a jackass... But you just pushed my jackass button Picture Quote #1

The perfect tattoo... The one I believe we are all struggling toward... Is the one that turned the jackass into a zebra Picture Quote #1

My ignorance is based on this understanding. Your understanding is based on ignorance. This is why I am a humorous fool, and you are a serious jackass Picture Quote #1

Because orgasmic sex would lead to women’s autonomy, knowing who you are and what we want: Women are not going to follow what some jackass tells us we must do. Not all women are going to get married, be monogamous and raise a family. It will destroy the current social structure based on a sexual double standard that we’re currently living under Picture Quote #1

The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I’ve ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could’ve been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them Picture Quote #1

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it Picture Quote #1

All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of a jackass Picture Quote #1

Jackass: The Movie’ is great. I think it’s in the tradition of physical comedy, which I’m really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body Picture Quote #1

If you’re brave enough to take two steps forward, don’t be the jackass who takes three steps back Picture Quote #1

I made some friends for life, the way I usually make them. Any jackass can be pleasant company, but if people help you when you’re at your worst, that’s a friend Picture Quote #1

But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a selfish jackass first Picture Quote #1

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it Picture Quote #1

We like to pretend that our generous impulses come naturally. But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a selfish jackass first. It’s the reason... we have to get burned before we understand the power of fire; the reason our most meaningful relationships are so often those that continued beyond the very juncture at which they came the closest to ending Picture Quote #1

Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule Picture Quote #1

My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I went commando. It tickled Picture Quote #1

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the jackass Picture Quote #1

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything Picture Quote #1

To create one must be willing to be stone stupid, to sit upon a throne on top of a jackass and spill rubies from one’s mouth. Then the river will flow, then we can stand in the stream of it raining down Picture Quote #1

Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot. A jackass. It’s cool to be a failure, as long as your failure is the basis for a reality show Picture Quote #1

Take your patience pill...You can be joyous, but you can’t be a jackass Picture Quote #1

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one Picture Quote #1

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Hi, my name's Piglet and this is Jackass (Jackass Quotes) A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one (Jackass Quotes) Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas (Jackass Quotes) Did you ever know that you’re a jackass? (Jackass Quotes) The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass (Jackass Quotes) Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it’s in the tradition of physical comedy, which I’m really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body (Jackass Quotes) Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother (Jackass Quotes) A man may be born a jackass; but it is his business if he makes himself a double one (Jackass Quotes) Lady, I didn’t get up this morning wanting to be a jackass... But you just pushed my jackass button (Jackass Quotes) The perfect tattoo... The one I believe we are all struggling toward... Is the one that turned the jackass into a zebra (Jackass Quotes) My ignorance is based on this understanding. Your understanding is based on ignorance. This is why I am a humorous fool, and you are a serious jackass (Jackass Quotes) Because orgasmic sex would lead to women’s autonomy, knowing who you are and what we want: Women are not going to follow what some jackass tells us we must do. Not all women are going to get married, be monogamous and raise a family. It will destroy the current social structure based on a sexual double standard that we’re currently living under. (Jackass Quotes) The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I’ve ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could’ve been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them. (Jackass Quotes) Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it. (Jackass Quotes) All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of a jackass. (Jackass Quotes) Jackass: The Movie’ is great. I think it’s in the tradition of physical comedy, which I’m really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body. (Jackass Quotes) If you’re brave enough to take two steps forward, don’t be the jackass who takes three steps back (Jackass Quotes) I made some friends for life, the way I usually make them. Any jackass can be pleasant company, but if people help you when you’re at your worst, that’s a friend (Jackass Quotes) But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a selfish jackass first (Jackass Quotes) Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it (Jackass Quotes) We like to pretend that our generous impulses come naturally. But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a selfish jackass first. It’s the reason... we have to get burned before we understand the power of fire; the reason our most meaningful relationships are so often those that continued beyond the very juncture at which they came the closest to ending (Jackass Quotes) Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule (Jackass Quotes) My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I went commando. It tickled (Jackass Quotes) Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the jackass (Jackass Quotes) Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything (Jackass Quotes) To create one must be willing to be stone stupid, to sit upon a throne on top of a jackass and spill rubies from one’s mouth. Then the river will flow, then we can stand in the stream of it raining down (Jackass Quotes) Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot. A jackass. It’s cool to be a failure, as long as your failure is the basis for a reality show (Jackass Quotes) Take your patience pill...You can be joyous, but you can’t be a jackass (Jackass Quotes) Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one (Jackass Quotes)