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Jackie Gleason Quotes

I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged Picture Quote #1
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us Picture Quote #1
If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it Picture Quote #1
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it Picture Quote #1
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way Picture Quote #1
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos Picture Quote #1
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I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets Picture Quote #1
How could you get angry with Jackie Gleason Picture Quote #1
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini Picture Quote #1
One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser! Picture Quote #1
The worst thing you can do with money is save it Picture Quote #1
I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent Picture Quote #1
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it Picture Quote #1
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable Picture Quote #1
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl Picture Quote #1
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls Picture Quote #1
The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs Picture Quote #1
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at Picture Quote #1
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Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy Picture Quote #1
I didn’t have things as a child, and I was determined to get them Picture Quote #1
Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can’t resist the impulse Picture Quote #1
I’m no alcoholic. I’m a drunkard. There’s a difference. A drunkard doesn’t like to go to meetings Picture Quote #1
I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show Picture Quote #1
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle Picture Quote #1
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Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love Picture Quote #1
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch Picture Quote #1
If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it Picture Quote #1
In terms of comedians, I loved, growing up, Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Jackie Gleason, Phil Silvers, Carol Burnett, all those people Picture Quote #1
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I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it.  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) How could you get angry with Jackie Gleason  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) The worst thing you can do with money is save it  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) I didn’t have things as a child, and I was determined to get them  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can’t resist the impulse  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) I’m no alcoholic. I’m a drunkard. There’s a difference. A drunkard doesn’t like to go to meetings  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it  (Jackie Gleason Quotes) In terms of comedians, I loved, growing up, Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Jackie Gleason, Phil Silvers, Carol Burnett, all those people  (Jackie Gleason Quotes)