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Jane Wagner Quotes

I worry that no matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up Picture Quote #1

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you Picture Quote #1

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you Picture Quote #1

When you’re dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you’re not the one who’s leading Picture Quote #1

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu Picture Quote #1

Like what’s the point being a health nut by day if you’re a coke head at night Picture Quote #1

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I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas Picture Quote #1

The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there’s a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience Picture Quote #1

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it’s just not going to work Picture Quote #1

Nothing makes you realize you don’t know what you want more than getting what you want Picture Quote #1

Of all the things we’ve learned, we still haven’t learned where did this desire to want to know come from? Picture Quote #1

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents Picture Quote #1

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If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way Picture Quote #1

I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats Picture Quote #1

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don’t understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time Picture Quote #1

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you’re too young to understand that you are too young to understand Picture Quote #1

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs Picture Quote #1

To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth Picture Quote #1

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It’s not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I’d already be more than I am now Picture Quote #1

It’s one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense Picture Quote #1

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should’ve evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest Picture Quote #1

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I worry that no matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up (Jane Wagner Quotes) The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you (Jane Wagner Quotes) I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you (Jane Wagner Quotes) When you’re dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you’re not the one who’s leading (Jane Wagner Quotes) I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu (Jane Wagner Quotes) Like what’s the point being a health nut by day if you’re a coke head at night (Jane Wagner Quotes) I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas (Jane Wagner Quotes) The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there’s a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience (Jane Wagner Quotes) My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it’s just not going to work (Jane Wagner Quotes) Nothing makes you realize you don’t know what you want more than getting what you want (Jane Wagner Quotes) Of all the things we’ve learned, we still haven’t learned where did this desire to want to know come from? (Jane Wagner Quotes) I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents (Jane Wagner Quotes) If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way (Jane Wagner Quotes) I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats (Jane Wagner Quotes) At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don’t understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time (Jane Wagner Quotes) Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you’re too young to understand that you are too young to understand (Jane Wagner Quotes) Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs (Jane Wagner Quotes) To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth (Jane Wagner Quotes) It’s not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I’d already be more than I am now (Jane Wagner Quotes) It’s one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense (Jane Wagner Quotes) If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should’ve evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest (Jane Wagner Quotes)

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