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Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I’m sorry for being me. I won’t ever do it again Picture Quote #1

Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way Picture Quote #1

It’s been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you’re older, unless you’re one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep Picture Quote #1

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together Picture Quote #1

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive Picture Quote #1

I don’t know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy Picture Quote #1

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I have yet to meet very many people in the press who are really, truly interested in writing a good story or getting at the truth. Most press people, when they come into an article, have an angle that they want already, so they need points to support that angle, whatever the angle may be Picture Quote #1

Sage advice? If you’re drunk, stay away from the phone. You can’t get the answering machine message back Picture Quote #1

I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows saying, ‘A pretty face is your best asset this season.’ And what? Ugly girls had a free ride last year? Picture Quote #1

I don’t hate myself, as a general rule. I’d say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals Picture Quote #1

You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It’s a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to hook up. They meet, they throw some things on the fire, they talk about Vin Diesel, they tell stories about who their favorite Fox anchor is, they exchange phone numbers and in some cases has led to marriages Picture Quote #1

There’s always [on women’s magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It’s almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. ‘Am I good enough?’ Picture Quote #1

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The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views Picture Quote #1

I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don’t speak at all, and he’ll be friendly to you Picture Quote #1

I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job Picture Quote #1

Here’s what the right-wing has in, there’s no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes Picture Quote #1

German accents and Hassidic accents aren’t that romantic. They’re more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There’s this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it’s so attractive. Maybe it’s who’s speaking it Picture Quote #1

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth Picture Quote #1

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To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn’t be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It’s so off-putting Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means ‘to breathe together’ Picture Quote #1

To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that Picture Quote #1

When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, ‘Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.’ Picture Quote #1

Let’s be very honest about what this is about. It’s not about bashing Democrats, it’s not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don’t know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up Picture Quote #1

You know, I’ve had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes people say I’m a political comedian, which, actually I’m not. I’m a comedian who sometimes discusses politics, culture - again, the word ‘politics’ to me is just life Picture Quote #1

Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that’s what’s missing from the young people. They don’t have the debilitating self-loathing and the second guessing Picture Quote #1

I’ve seen other comics, with great pleasure, watching their own specials, and I don’t know how or why they do it Picture Quote #1

Let’s put it this way: I don’t have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. I don’t understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why, exactly Picture Quote #1

I don’t really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don’t Picture Quote #1

I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle Picture Quote #1

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I’m sorry for being me. I won’t ever do it again. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) It’s been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you’re older, unless you’re one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I don’t know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I have yet to meet very many people in the press who are really, truly interested in writing a good story or getting at the truth. Most press people, when they come into an article, have an angle that they want already, so they need points to support that angle, whatever the angle may be. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Sage advice? If you’re drunk, stay away from the phone. You can’t get the answering machine message back. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows saying, ‘A pretty face is your best asset this season.’ And what? Ugly girls had a free ride last year? (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I don’t hate myself, as a general rule. I’d say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It’s a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to hook up. They meet, they throw some things on the fire, they talk about Vin Diesel, they tell stories about who their favorite Fox anchor is, they exchange phone numbers and in some cases has led to marriages (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) There’s always [on women’s magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It’s almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. ‘Am I good enough?’ (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don’t speak at all, and he’ll be friendly to you (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Here’s what the right-wing has in, there’s no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) German accents and Hassidic accents aren’t that romantic. They’re more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There’s this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it’s so attractive. Maybe it’s who’s speaking it (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn’t be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It’s so off-putting (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) There’s nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means ‘to breathe together’ (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, ‘Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.’ (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Let’s be very honest about what this is about. It’s not about bashing Democrats, it’s not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don’t know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) You know, I’ve had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Sometimes people say I’m a political comedian, which, actually I’m not. I’m a comedian who sometimes discusses politics, culture - again, the word ‘politics’ to me is just life. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that’s what’s missing from the young people. They don’t have the debilitating self-loathing and the second guessing. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I’ve seen other comics, with great pleasure, watching their own specials, and I don’t know how or why they do it. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Let’s put it this way: I don’t have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. I don’t understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why, exactly. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I don’t really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don’t. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes)

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