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Janet Evanovich Quotes

When you get ready to write your novel, outline it first. There’s nothing worse than getting halfway through and realizing you’ve painted yourself in a plot corner Picture Quote #1

Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them Picture Quote #1

By about the sixth romance I knew I wasn’t in exactly the right place. I liked writing action. And I wanted to write a book with a little more edge than I was allowed in romance Picture Quote #1

I’m for sure a workaholic. I’m a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects Picture Quote #1

I think money isn’t any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks Picture Quote #1

Transitions are critically important. I want the reader to turn the page without thinking she’s turning the page. It must flow seamlessly Picture Quote #1

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Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while Picture Quote #1

Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn’t fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me Picture Quote #1

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It’s just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money Picture Quote #1

Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don’t get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion Picture Quote #1

Omigod,’ I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. ‘You’re the big bad wolf.’ There are some similarities Picture Quote #1

As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don’t care if he’s Jack the Ripper Picture Quote #1

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Truth is, I’m a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable Picture Quote #1

God’s a busy guy. He don’t have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It’s early in the morning. He’s probably having breakfast with Mrs. God Picture Quote #1

And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne Picture Quote #1

This is war,’ I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,’ Morelli said. ‘I give good war Picture Quote #1

You think I’m gonna feel better eatin’ a carrot? Get a grip. There’s two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I’m gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula) Picture Quote #1

Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I’m a white girl from Trenton. I don’t know these things. I need a rap cheat sheet Picture Quote #1

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-You’re gloating, Max. It’s not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She’d have to be armed and dangerous.- Picture Quote #1

I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese’s peanut butter cups, and a box of instant hot chocolate with marshmallows. Do I know how to have a good time, or what? Picture Quote #1

Pete- What does a woman want out of marriage? Louisa- Undying devotion and a warm place to put her cold feet when she gets into bed at night Picture Quote #1

I could use some help with an FTA. What’s your problem? He’s old, and I’ll look like a loser if I shoot him Picture Quote #1

They have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August Picture Quote #1

Morelli grabbed the front of my shirt, pulled me to him, and kissed me. It was a great kiss, but I didn’t know what the heck it meant. It seemed to me a breaking up kiss would have had less tongue Picture Quote #1

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At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one foot on the edge of the casket, and she was taking pictures with a disposable camera Picture Quote #1

Cracker Jacks don’t count as junk food because they’re corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside Picture Quote #1

In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I’ve never been a slave to good judgment Picture Quote #1

I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities Picture Quote #1

I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in a box. When the box was finally full I took it to the curb and set it on fire. The next day I went out and got a temp job Picture Quote #1

Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. I fit into the last category. So sue me Picture Quote #1

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When you get ready to write your novel, outline it first. There’s nothing worse than getting halfway through and realizing you’ve painted yourself in a plot corner (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them (Janet Evanovich Quotes) By about the sixth romance I knew I wasn’t in exactly the right place. I liked writing action. And I wanted to write a book with a little more edge than I was allowed in romance (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I’m for sure a workaholic. I’m a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I think money isn’t any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Transitions are critically important. I want the reader to turn the page without thinking she’s turning the page. It must flow seamlessly (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn’t fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It’s just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don’t get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Omigod,’ I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. ‘You’re the big bad wolf.’ There are some similarities (Janet Evanovich Quotes) As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don’t care if he’s Jack the Ripper (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Truth is, I’m a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable (Janet Evanovich Quotes) God’s a busy guy. He don’t have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It’s early in the morning. He’s probably having breakfast with Mrs. God (Janet Evanovich Quotes) And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne (Janet Evanovich Quotes) This is war,’ I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,’ Morelli said. ‘I give good war (Janet Evanovich Quotes) You think I’m gonna feel better eatin’ a carrot? Get a grip. There’s two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I’m gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula) (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I’m a white girl from Trenton. I don’t know these things. I need a rap cheat sheet (Janet Evanovich Quotes) -You’re gloating, Max. It’s not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She’d have to be armed and dangerous.- (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese’s peanut butter cups, and a box of instant hot chocolate with marshmallows. Do I know how to have a good time, or what? (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Pete- What does a woman want out of marriage? Louisa- Undying devotion and a warm place to put her cold feet when she gets into bed at night (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I could use some help with an FTA. What’s your problem? He’s old, and I’ll look like a loser if I shoot him (Janet Evanovich Quotes) They have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Morelli grabbed the front of my shirt, pulled me to him, and kissed me. It was a great kiss, but I didn’t know what the heck it meant. It seemed to me a breaking up kiss would have had less tongue (Janet Evanovich Quotes) At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one foot on the edge of the casket, and she was taking pictures with a disposable camera (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Cracker Jacks don’t count as junk food because they’re corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside (Janet Evanovich Quotes) In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I’ve never been a slave to good judgment (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in a box. When the box was finally full I took it to the curb and set it on fire. The next day I went out and got a temp job (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. I fit into the last category. So sue me. (Janet Evanovich Quotes)

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