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Janet Evanovich Quotes

You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter. Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines Picture Quote #1

So you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I’m afraid the owner will try to get it back Picture Quote #1

Men! I said. You all a bunch of chauvinist morons Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones Picture Quote #1

Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who’s knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that’s some kind of record Picture Quote #1

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?Â ~ Morelli Picture Quote #1

Cupcake , you’ve been breaking my heart for as long as I’ve known you Picture Quote #1

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On the bright side, I’m sure this isn’t the last time you’ll ever get firebombed, so maybe you’ll have better luck next time Picture Quote #1

I’m for sure a workaholic. I’m a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects Picture Quote #1

Honey, a man can’t keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn’t done Picture Quote #1

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith and Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you, Ranger said. I found it in the cookie jar. Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar. Name one. Rockford. Ranger grinned. I stand corrected Picture Quote #1

Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don’t go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut Picture Quote #1

I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. WexlerKilling is wrong. We kill chickens, Mr. Wexler saidWe kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers. It was hard to argue with that kind of logic because I like cows and chickens and trees much better than drug dealers Picture Quote #1

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I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother Picture Quote #1

I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that’s an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom Picture Quote #1

We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes Picture Quote #1

I’m done with men. I have a hamster. That’s all I need Picture Quote #1

I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans Picture Quote #1

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I’ve finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want Picture Quote #1

Happens to me all the time... People are always underestimating my dumbness Picture Quote #1

I’d hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem Picture Quote #1

No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge Picture Quote #1

I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they're going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much Picture Quote #1

Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn't to get another writer to clone me. It's more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment Picture Quote #1

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I wasn't always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay at home mom Picture Quote #1

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out Picture Quote #1

I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that’s an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality Picture Quote #1

When people ask what you do, tell them you’re a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment Picture Quote #1

Everyone knew fear. It was the reaction that made the difference. Some people hated fear and avoided the experience. Some people endured it as a necessity. And some people became addicted to the rush Picture Quote #1

I struggled to learn basic skills, get a grip on markets, find my own unique voice, create story lines and come up to speed with the industry. I struggled for ten years before having any success Picture Quote #1

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You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter. Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines (Janet Evanovich Quotes) So you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I’m afraid the owner will try to get it back. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Men! I said. You all a bunch of chauvinist morons Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who’s knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that’s some kind of record. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?Â ~ Morelli (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Cupcake , you’ve been breaking my heart for as long as I’ve known you (Janet Evanovich Quotes) On the bright side, I’m sure this isn’t the last time you’ll ever get firebombed, so maybe you’ll have better luck next time. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I’m for sure a workaholic. I’m a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Honey, a man can’t keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn’t done. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith and Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you, Ranger said. I found it in the cookie jar. Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar. Name one. Rockford. Ranger grinned. I stand corrected. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don’t go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. WexlerKilling is wrong. We kill chickens, Mr. Wexler saidWe kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers. It was hard to argue with that kind of logic because I like cows and chickens and trees much better than drug dealers. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that’s an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I wasn’t always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom. (Janet Evanovich Quotes) We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I’m done with men. I have a hamster. That’s all I need (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I’ve finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Happens to me all the time... People are always underestimating my dumbness (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I’d hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem (Janet Evanovich Quotes) No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they're going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn't to get another writer to clone me. It's more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I wasn't always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay at home mom (Janet Evanovich Quotes) You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that’s an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality (Janet Evanovich Quotes) When people ask what you do, tell them you’re a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Everyone knew fear. It was the reaction that made the difference. Some people hated fear and avoided the experience. Some people endured it as a necessity. And some people became addicted to the rush (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I struggled to learn basic skills, get a grip on markets, find my own unique voice, create story lines and come up to speed with the industry. I struggled for ten years before having any success (Janet Evanovich Quotes)

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