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Janet Evanovich Quotes
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Your life isn’t out of control. It’s expanded. (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
I’m done with men. I have a hamster. That’s all I need. (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Ranger Smiled. ‘You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
I’m telling you, it’s fu**ing hard to be classy (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Cupcake, your middle name is trouble (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
I’d kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
You’re such a cupcake (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Stop the planet. I want to get off (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
He had a body like batman (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Your life isn’t out of control. It’s expanded (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
He asked me if I had adequate health insurance (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Since I write in first person and have no idea what goes on in men’s heads (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Men! I said. You all a bunch of chauvinist morons Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Honey, a man can’t keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn’t done. (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Concentrate on doing the job, not the fear (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
I almost never shoot people (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Respect and love your readers. Write for the reader (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
With the exception of dessert, food is food (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
If you want to cry, you’re not going to like my books (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Nice dress. Take it off (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
I hate mornings. They start so early (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
If I gave you a pity position it wouldn’t be in my office (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge (Janet Evanovich Quotes)
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