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Jarod Kintz Quotes

The best ingredient is free. Free always makes food taste better Picture Quote #1

I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy Picture Quote #1

People are temporary, but love is eternal Picture Quote #1

Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet Picture Quote #1

I make sleep like I make love, only with more energy and excitement Picture Quote #1

Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel Picture Quote #1

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Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love Picture Quote #1

Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose Picture Quote #1

Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music Picture Quote #1

His thin accusation hung thick in the air like fog smoking a cigarette Picture Quote #1

Don’t drink my tears. They will only make you thirsty. And sad Picture Quote #1

I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction Picture Quote #1

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Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me Picture Quote #1

My love is tube shaped. Don’t let your dad stick his dick in it Picture Quote #1

It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle Picture Quote #1

Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler Picture Quote #1

My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other Picture Quote #1

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How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway Picture Quote #1

My favorite color on canvas is nudity Picture Quote #1

I cook. My favorite thing to make is love Picture Quote #1

My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth Picture Quote #1

Yellow circles are friendly. Especially smiley faces Picture Quote #1

I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce Picture Quote #1

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Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other Picture Quote #1

I can make love for hours, give or take 117 minutes Picture Quote #1

A half-truth is 90% of the story. The other 10% is tithed to God Picture Quote #1

Am I going crazy, or am I the only one who can hear the silence? Picture Quote #1

Grab life by the tail, and then pet it Picture Quote #1

My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time Picture Quote #1

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The best ingredient is free. Free always makes food taste better. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) People are temporary, but love is eternal (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I make sleep like I make love, only with more energy and excitement (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) His thin accusation hung thick in the air like fog smoking a cigarette (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Don’t drink my tears. They will only make you thirsty. And sad. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Design your future. Start with a logo. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My love is tube shaped. Don’t let your dad stick his dick in it. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other (Jarod Kintz Quotes) How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My favorite color on canvas is nudity (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I cook. My favorite thing to make is love. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Yellow circles are friendly. Especially smiley faces. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I can make love for hours, give or take 117 minutes (Jarod Kintz Quotes) A half-truth is 90% of the story. The other 10% is tithed to God. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Am I going crazy, or am I the only one who can hear the silence? (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Grab life by the tail, and then pet it (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time (Jarod Kintz Quotes)

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