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Jason Love Quotes

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert Picture Quote #1

Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? Picture Quote #1

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate Picture Quote #1

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do Picture Quote #1

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight Picture Quote #1

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams Picture Quote #1

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So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free Picture Quote #1

The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics Picture Quote #1

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit Picture Quote #1

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato Picture Quote #1

October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football Picture Quote #1

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I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert (Jason Love Quotes) Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? (Jason Love Quotes) Fruit only angers my need for chocolate (Jason Love Quotes) Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do (Jason Love Quotes) Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight (Jason Love Quotes) If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams (Jason Love Quotes) So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free (Jason Love Quotes) The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics (Jason Love Quotes) The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit (Jason Love Quotes) Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato (Jason Love Quotes) October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football (Jason Love Quotes)