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Jay Leno Quotes

You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh Picture Quote #1

I believe engineers will save the world Picture Quote #1

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn’t a car guy Picture Quote #1

Regulations force people to do better Picture Quote #1

Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by Picture Quote #1

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward Picture Quote #1

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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal Picture Quote #1

You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs Picture Quote #1

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day Picture Quote #1

I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark Picture Quote #1

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it’s not the bun? Picture Quote #1

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke Picture Quote #1

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If any job should give you a company car, it’s the car bomb business Picture Quote #1

Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they’re good at it Picture Quote #1

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough Picture Quote #1

Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells Picture Quote #1

Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day Picture Quote #1

Fred, what happened to your ass? Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me Picture Quote #1

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When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

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Text Quotes

You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh (Jay Leno Quotes) I believe engineers will save the world (Jay Leno Quotes) Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn’t a car guy (Jay Leno Quotes) Regulations force people to do better (Jay Leno Quotes) Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by (Jay Leno Quotes) For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward (Jay Leno Quotes) Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal (Jay Leno Quotes) You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs (Jay Leno Quotes) Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day (Jay Leno Quotes) I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark (Jay Leno Quotes) They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it’s not the bun? (Jay Leno Quotes) Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke (Jay Leno Quotes) If any job should give you a company car, it’s the car bomb business (Jay Leno Quotes) Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they’re good at it (Jay Leno Quotes) If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough (Jay Leno Quotes) Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells (Jay Leno Quotes) Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day (Jay Leno Quotes) Fred, what happened to your ass? Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me (Jay Leno Quotes) When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth (Jay Leno Quotes)

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