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Jay Leno Quotes
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Friendship Quotes
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My dad’s idea of a good time is to go to Sears and walk around (Jay Leno Quotes)
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you (Jay Leno Quotes)
Today is Valentine’s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day (Jay Leno Quotes)
When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend (Jay Leno Quotes)
Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is (Jay Leno Quotes)
The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it (Jay Leno Quotes)
Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers. (Jay Leno Quotes)
Diet Coke with lemon - didn’t that used to be called Pledge? (Jay Leno Quotes)
Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she’ll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she’s going from the big house to an even bigger house (Jay Leno Quotes)
Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed (Jay Leno Quotes)
Jesse Jackson’s in trouble. They’re going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize (Jay Leno Quotes)
George W. Bush loves golf because it’s like the election--low score wins (Jay Leno Quotes)
Attorney General John Ashcroft has been hospitalized. I believe he is suffering from homophobia. No, actually, it was just gallstones, but when they gave him the hospital gown that opens in the back, he refused to wear it, he thought it was a gay wedding dress (Jay Leno Quotes)
(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president (Jay Leno Quotes)
Today is Valentine’s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! (Jay Leno Quotes)
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you’re not the best, so you should work a little harder (Jay Leno Quotes)
Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all (Jay Leno Quotes)
If we go down in flames, we will be laughing on the way down, believe me (Jay Leno Quotes)
Anybody can have a life. Careers are hard to come by (Jay Leno Quotes)
Changing the story until you believe it (Jay Leno Quotes)
Contact with the customer is what business is all about (Jay Leno Quotes)
Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts (Jay Leno Quotes)
Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can (Jay Leno Quotes)
Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand (Jay Leno Quotes)
If politicians all told the truth, we’d be out of business (Jay Leno Quotes)
Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker! (Jay Leno Quotes)
It’s always bad news when you kill your date (Jay Leno Quotes)
You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you (Jay Leno Quotes)
Politics is just show business for ugly people (Jay Leno Quotes)
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? (Jay Leno Quotes)
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