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Jay London Quotes
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights (Jay London Quotes)
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes (Jay London Quotes)
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked (Jay London Quotes)
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality (Jay London Quotes)
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody (Jay London Quotes)
I model irregular clothing (Jay London Quotes)
I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else (Jay London Quotes)
You know what burns me? Matches (Jay London Quotes)
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings (Jay London Quotes)
I was born nine months premature (Jay London Quotes)
Does anybody know what I’m doing up here? (Jay London Quotes)
Do you know it was a year a ago today? (Jay London Quotes)
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings (Jay London Quotes)
My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless (Jay London Quotes)
I’m on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness (Jay London Quotes)
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road (Jay London Quotes)
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm (Jay London Quotes)
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow (Jay London Quotes)
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock (Jay London Quotes)
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out (Jay London Quotes)
I don’t need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me (Jay London Quotes)