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Jean Kerr Quotes

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now Picture Quote #1

It takes at least one to make a marriage Picture Quote #1

You don’t seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help Picture Quote #1

I will read anything rather than work Picture Quote #1

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn’t permanent Picture Quote #1

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible Picture Quote #1

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I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It’s not safe, it’s not safe at all Picture Quote #1

Don’t be silly. I’m a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I’m afraid of my mother Picture Quote #1

You can’t sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don’t count) Picture Quote #1

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible Picture Quote #1

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it Picture Quote #1

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house Picture Quote #1

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I make mistakes; I’ll be the second to admit it Picture Quote #1

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to see the uncut version of anything Picture Quote #1

I’m not so sure it’s so civilized to be civilized all the time Picture Quote #1

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living Picture Quote #1

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left Picture Quote #1

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Don’t be silly. I’m a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I’m afraid of my mother Picture Quote #1

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people Picture Quote #1

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat Picture Quote #1

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite Picture Quote #1

I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? Picture Quote #1

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house Picture Quote #1

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Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them Picture Quote #1

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks Picture Quote #1

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table Picture Quote #1

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Picture Quote #1

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on Picture Quote #1

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation Picture Quote #1

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To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now (Jean Kerr Quotes) It takes at least one to make a marriage (Jean Kerr Quotes) You don’t seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. (Jean Kerr Quotes) I will read anything rather than work (Jean Kerr Quotes) Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn’t permanent (Jean Kerr Quotes) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible (Jean Kerr Quotes) I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It’s not safe, it’s not safe at all (Jean Kerr Quotes) Don’t be silly. I’m a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I’m afraid of my mother. (Jean Kerr Quotes) You can’t sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don’t count). (Jean Kerr Quotes) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. (Jean Kerr Quotes) Now the thing about having a baby - and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. (Jean Kerr Quotes) Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house. (Jean Kerr Quotes) I make mistakes; I’ll be the second to admit it (Jean Kerr Quotes) I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure (Jean Kerr Quotes) I don’t want to see the uncut version of anything (Jean Kerr Quotes) I’m not so sure it’s so civilized to be civilized all the time (Jean Kerr Quotes) Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living (Jean Kerr Quotes) Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left (Jean Kerr Quotes) Don’t be silly. I’m a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I’m afraid of my mother (Jean Kerr Quotes) There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people (Jean Kerr Quotes) Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat (Jean Kerr Quotes) Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite (Jean Kerr Quotes) I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? (Jean Kerr Quotes) Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house (Jean Kerr Quotes) Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them (Jean Kerr Quotes) Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks (Jean Kerr Quotes) A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table (Jean Kerr Quotes) Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? (Jean Kerr Quotes) I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on (Jean Kerr Quotes) If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation (Jean Kerr Quotes)

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