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Jeff Lindsay Quotes

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport Picture Quote #1

A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic human truth that we are all faking it most of the time Picture Quote #1

Life would certainly be easier if we all came equipped with our own personal FAQ lists. When we meet someone, we could pass them a business card with the list on the back, and then step back and let them read before we tried to talk Picture Quote #1

A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic human truth that we are all faking it most of the time. We congratulate a rival on a triumph when actually we are choking on spite. We are cordial and attentive to crashing bores Picture Quote #1

I had been writing poems and stories since I learned to make letters. I had placed poems in a hardcover anthology at the age of 6. And I knew more big words than anyone else in the 10th grade Picture Quote #1

...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain Picture Quote #1

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If you look at Victorian England, being a soldier was considered a noble profession Picture Quote #1

I don’t do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos Picture Quote #1

Stop the nurse like the monkey Picture Quote #1

It really is better to be lucky than to be good Picture Quote #1

... my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn Picture Quote #1

Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical, Picture Quote #1

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Life’s only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting Picture Quote #1

You can’t use logic on human behavior Picture Quote #1

I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me? Picture Quote #1

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside Picture Quote #1

What a terrible thing life can be Picture Quote #1

It’s terrible to have to depend on someone else Picture Quote #1

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Killing makes me feel good Picture Quote #1

I did not like this feeling of having feelings Picture Quote #1

The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn’t it? Picture Quote #1

Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work Picture Quote #1

Anybody can be charming if they don’t mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don’t have a conscience. I say them Picture Quote #1

Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist Picture Quote #1

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I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn’t wait. Besides, I had paid almost $50 for an answering machine. Let it earn its keep Picture Quote #1

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else’s box of matches Picture Quote #1

We can’t always do what we think we have to do. So when there’s nothing else you can do, you wait... No matter what... pressure... you might feel Picture Quote #1

... she opened the door very slowly and carefully, half hiding behind it, as if badly frightened of what might be waiting for her on the other side. And considering that it was me waiting, this showed rare common sense Picture Quote #1

Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were Picture Quote #1

Really now: If you can’t get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people? Picture Quote #1

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I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic human truth that we are all faking it most of the time. (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) Life would certainly be easier if we all came equipped with our own personal FAQ lists. When we meet someone, we could pass them a business card with the list on the back, and then step back and let them read before we tried to talk. (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic human truth that we are all faking it most of the time. We congratulate a rival on a triumph when actually we are choking on spite. We are cordial and attentive to crashing bores. (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) I had been writing poems and stories since I learned to make letters. I had placed poems in a hardcover anthology at the age of 6. And I knew more big words than anyone else in the 10th grade. (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) ...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain. (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) If you look at Victorian England, being a soldier was considered a noble profession (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) I don’t do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos. (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) Stop the nurse like the monkey (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) It really is better to be lucky than to be good (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) ... my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical, (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) Life’s only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) You can’t use logic on human behavior (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me? (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) What a terrible thing life can be (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) It’s terrible to have to depend on someone else (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) Killing makes me feel good (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) I did not like this feeling of having feelings (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn’t it? (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) Anybody can be charming if they don’t mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don’t have a conscience. I say them (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn’t wait. Besides, I had paid almost $50 for an answering machine. Let it earn its keep (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else’s box of matches (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) We can’t always do what we think we have to do. So when there’s nothing else you can do, you wait... No matter what... pressure... you might feel (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) ... she opened the door very slowly and carefully, half hiding behind it, as if badly frightened of what might be waiting for her on the other side. And considering that it was me waiting, this showed rare common sense (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were (Jeff Lindsay Quotes) Really now: If you can’t get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people? (Jeff Lindsay Quotes)

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