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Jeffrey Bernard Quotes

I enjoy doing nothing Picture Quote #1

Journalism is the only thinkable alternative to working Picture Quote #1

It’s not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don’t forget things like that Picture Quote #1

One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative - and I emphasise that when I use the word conservative I do not mean politically Picture Quote #1

Oh, the self-importance of fading stars. Never mind, they will be black holes one day Picture Quote #1

I don’t remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I’ve come across now Picture Quote #1

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A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I’ve got to pay for that being an income tax payer Picture Quote #1

One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative - and I emphasise that when I use the word conservative I do not mean politically Picture Quote #1

It’s not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don’t forget things like that Picture Quote #1

But you’ve got to have money for comfort, which obviously doesn’t matter as much when you’re young, but even so. I always like to bloody eat well and be warm. Have a drink when I want it Picture Quote #1

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him Picture Quote #1

The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop Picture Quote #1

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What a pity people don’t take as much trouble with their own breeding as intelligent racehorse owners do. But then I suppose it is bordering on fascism to think like that Picture Quote #1

My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight Picture Quote #1

In most betting shops you will see three windows marked Bet Here, but only one window with the legend Pay Out Picture Quote #1

I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn’t diagnose a decapitation Picture Quote #1

When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink and fornicate Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne Picture Quote #1

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The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason to want to go, but as good as any, I suppose Picture Quote #1

Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring Picture Quote #1

I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and 1974 Picture Quote #1

I don’t remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I’ve come across now Picture Quote #1

Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their lives Picture Quote #1

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I enjoy doing nothing (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) Journalism is the only thinkable alternative to working (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) It’s not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don’t forget things like that. (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative - and I emphasise that when I use the word conservative I do not mean politically. (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) Oh, the self-importance of fading stars. Never mind, they will be black holes one day. (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) I don’t remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I’ve come across now. (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I’ve got to pay for that being an income tax payer (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative - and I emphasise that when I use the word conservative I do not mean politically (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) It’s not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don’t forget things like that (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) But you’ve got to have money for comfort, which obviously doesn’t matter as much when you’re young, but even so. I always like to bloody eat well and be warm. Have a drink when I want it (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) What a pity people don’t take as much trouble with their own breeding as intelligent racehorse owners do. But then I suppose it is bordering on fascism to think like that (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) In most betting shops you will see three windows marked Bet Here, but only one window with the legend Pay Out (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn’t diagnose a decapitation (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink and fornicate (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) There’s nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason to want to go, but as good as any, I suppose (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and 1974 (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) I don’t remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I’ve come across now (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes) Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their lives (Jeffrey Bernard Quotes)