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Jen Kirkman Quotes

I’d love to be a hit in Germany. I’m working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff’s opening act Picture Quote #1

There are a lot of things I might be good at, such as competitive figure skating, window washing from ten stories up, and being an open heart surgeon. I might also make an excellent Kamikaze pilot - except for the fact that I don’t want to learn how to fly and have no interest in taking my own life on behalf of Japan Picture Quote #1

Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first Picture Quote #1

Eventually I’m going to be too old to be on camera, and I’ve been doing stand-up a long time Picture Quote #1

I think people with anxiety do different things during different years Picture Quote #1

It’s much easier to make jokes about not having kids Picture Quote #1

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I don’t like to joke about dating Picture Quote #1

Not that that’s my goal, but when you’re very wealthy and very famous, you can have a lot more decisions in what you do. You have a lot more opportunity. You can maybe even not work for a few years. It puts you in a great position to make some decisions. You’re not always taking every job that comes and that kind of thing Picture Quote #1

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you’re really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that Picture Quote #1

Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit by a car, I want to know that I have deep and real friendships, people to visit me in the hospital Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if I don’t believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something Picture Quote #1

I am never home, and it’s hard to keep up with things that are good for you to have in life like relationships, whether they be romantic or friendship. I have to work twice as hard to make sure I don’t just check out. That’s what I mean by vulnerability Picture Quote #1

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I thought that’s what happened to women: You live alone when you’re old Picture Quote #1

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn’t believe in marriage Picture Quote #1

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it Picture Quote #1

A lot of times that I’m single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it’s me Picture Quote #1

Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that’s a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don’t want to have kids, it’s that I’m having a hard time relating to people I know Picture Quote #1

I’m really ambitious about is being a really good comic and doing it for the rest of my life and getting really big. Not really famous because I want fame or attention, just a little freedom. So, that’s where I’m ambitious Picture Quote #1

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I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear Picture Quote #1

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there’s all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family Picture Quote #1

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I’d love to be a hit in Germany. I’m working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff’s opening act (Jen Kirkman Quotes) There are a lot of things I might be good at, such as competitive figure skating, window washing from ten stories up, and being an open heart surgeon. I might also make an excellent Kamikaze pilot - except for the fact that I don’t want to learn how to fly and have no interest in taking my own life on behalf of Japan. (Jen Kirkman Quotes) Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first. (Jen Kirkman Quotes) Eventually I’m going to be too old to be on camera, and I’ve been doing stand-up a long time. (Jen Kirkman Quotes) I think people with anxiety do different things during different years (Jen Kirkman Quotes) It’s much easier to make jokes about not having kids (Jen Kirkman Quotes) I don’t like to joke about dating (Jen Kirkman Quotes) Not that that’s my goal, but when you’re very wealthy and very famous, you can have a lot more decisions in what you do. You have a lot more opportunity. You can maybe even not work for a few years. It puts you in a great position to make some decisions. You’re not always taking every job that comes and that kind of thing (Jen Kirkman Quotes) I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you’re really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that (Jen Kirkman Quotes) Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit by a car, I want to know that I have deep and real friendships, people to visit me in the hospital (Jen Kirkman Quotes) I don’t know if I don’t believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something (Jen Kirkman Quotes) I am never home, and it’s hard to keep up with things that are good for you to have in life like relationships, whether they be romantic or friendship. I have to work twice as hard to make sure I don’t just check out. That’s what I mean by vulnerability (Jen Kirkman Quotes) I thought that’s what happened to women: You live alone when you’re old (Jen Kirkman Quotes) What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn’t believe in marriage (Jen Kirkman Quotes) I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it (Jen Kirkman Quotes) A lot of times that I’m single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it’s me (Jen Kirkman Quotes) Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that’s a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don’t want to have kids, it’s that I’m having a hard time relating to people I know (Jen Kirkman Quotes) I’m really ambitious about is being a really good comic and doing it for the rest of my life and getting really big. Not really famous because I want fame or attention, just a little freedom. So, that’s where I’m ambitious (Jen Kirkman Quotes) I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear (Jen Kirkman Quotes) At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there’s all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family (Jen Kirkman Quotes)

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