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Jen Lancaster Quotes
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Beauty pageants, you’re only judged once. Sorority rush, you have to go through 20 parties. (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
I began writing fiction when I started running out of material in my own life (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
I’m not lazy. I’m simply judicious about excess movement (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
Some people are destined to be deep thinkers. I am not one of those people (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
You think you’re so cool just because you can walk! (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be... herpes (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
Everyone who reads me is someone I’d like to hang out with (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
I believe that I have such a vanilla life (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting (Jen Lancaster Quotes)
In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I’m bossy or mean, but because I’m frustrated (Jen Lancaster Quotes)