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Jen Lancaster Quotes

Some people are destined to be deep thinkers. I am not one of those people Picture Quote #1

You think you’re so cool just because you can walk! Picture Quote #1

Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack Picture Quote #1

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be... herpes Picture Quote #1

The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously Picture Quote #1

Everyone who reads me is someone I’d like to hang out with Picture Quote #1

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I believe that I have such a vanilla life Picture Quote #1

I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life Picture Quote #1

Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his job because I kind of don’t like to bend. I also refuse to carry anything heavier than my purse Picture Quote #1

Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character’s voice when writing fiction Picture Quote #1

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative Picture Quote #1

This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get my period Picture Quote #1

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For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased Picture Quote #1

I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I’m not so fond of the path I’d need to follow to get there Picture Quote #1

As I examine my life through this book, I can’t help but wonder if my mother was right. Maybe I really was what I ate. And maybe if she’d let me eat a little more sugar, I’d have come out sweeter Picture Quote #1

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear Picture Quote #1

Writing is something that I’ve always loved. That stems from my love of being a reader Picture Quote #1

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I’m bossy or mean, but because I’m frustrated Picture Quote #1

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Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome Picture Quote #1

Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

I’ve determined the ideal job for me is one where I can write clever essays about my life and my employer will give me enough money not only to live a comfortable existence, but also to buy many, many new pairs of shoes Picture Quote #1

I’m such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I’m always talking up books by other authors Picture Quote #1

I’m a humor writer, so I don’t always present myself in the best light Picture Quote #1

I think people tend to be very myopic and they don’t understand how their actions impact others Picture Quote #1

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No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it’s human nature to wonder about the path not taken Picture Quote #1

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Some people are destined to be deep thinkers. I am not one of those people (Jen Lancaster Quotes) You think you’re so cool just because you can walk! (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be... herpes (Jen Lancaster Quotes) The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Everyone who reads me is someone I’d like to hang out with (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I believe that I have such a vanilla life (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his job because I kind of don’t like to bend. I also refuse to carry anything heavier than my purse (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character’s voice when writing fiction (Jen Lancaster Quotes) As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative (Jen Lancaster Quotes) This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get my period (Jen Lancaster Quotes) For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I’m not so fond of the path I’d need to follow to get there (Jen Lancaster Quotes) As I examine my life through this book, I can’t help but wonder if my mother was right. Maybe I really was what I ate. And maybe if she’d let me eat a little more sugar, I’d have come out sweeter (Jen Lancaster Quotes) You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Writing is something that I’ve always loved. That stems from my love of being a reader (Jen Lancaster Quotes) In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I’m bossy or mean, but because I’m frustrated (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome (Jen Lancaster Quotes) Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I’ve determined the ideal job for me is one where I can write clever essays about my life and my employer will give me enough money not only to live a comfortable existence, but also to buy many, many new pairs of shoes (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I’m such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I’m always talking up books by other authors (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I’m a humor writer, so I don’t always present myself in the best light (Jen Lancaster Quotes) I think people tend to be very myopic and they don’t understand how their actions impact others (Jen Lancaster Quotes) No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it’s human nature to wonder about the path not taken (Jen Lancaster Quotes)

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