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Jennifer Rardin Quotes

The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks’s Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! Picture Quote #1

Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot’s Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry Picture Quote #1

Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero Picture Quote #1

Communication is such a two-edged sword for guys. On the one hand, they almost always mean what they say. Refreshing, I know. On the other hand, getting them to actually say it can be like coaxing a corpse to tap-dance. Not that it can’t be done. But it’s so freaking exhausting. Not to mention the cost in heavyweight fishing line and Savion Glover videos Picture Quote #1

I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz Picture Quote #1

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don’t get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers Picture Quote #1

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Hey, if you’re going to price yourself, I say go high Picture Quote #1

Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of your cane. I’m pretty sure it’s hard enough to bust heads Picture Quote #1

When I bite you, it’ll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won’t need stitches afterward. You’ll need crutches Picture Quote #1

I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I’ve never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now? Picture Quote #1

Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from seventh grade. Then it whacks you on the back of the head, takes you straight to your knees before you realize what hit you. Other times you can see it coming, just a dot on the horizon, but you’re like a canary in a cage. All you can do is hang in there and hope you don’t get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers Picture Quote #1

I described the pyramid we’d found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he’s afraid of wagons. And bands Picture Quote #1

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There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That’ll get you points in heaven Picture Quote #1

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don’t get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers Picture Quote #1

I’m sure it’s nothing switching to a light beer won’t cure Picture Quote #1

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The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks’s Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot’s Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) Communication is such a two-edged sword for guys. On the one hand, they almost always mean what they say. Refreshing, I know. On the other hand, getting them to actually say it can be like coaxing a corpse to tap-dance. Not that it can’t be done. But it’s so freaking exhausting. Not to mention the cost in heavyweight fishing line and Savion Glover videos (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) All you can do is hang in there and hope you don’t get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers. (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) Hey, if you’re going to price yourself, I say go high (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of your cane. I’m pretty sure it’s hard enough to bust heads (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) When I bite you, it’ll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won’t need stitches afterward. You’ll need crutches (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I’ve never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now? (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from seventh grade. Then it whacks you on the back of the head, takes you straight to your knees before you realize what hit you. Other times you can see it coming, just a dot on the horizon, but you’re like a canary in a cage. All you can do is hang in there and hope you don’t get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) I described the pyramid we’d found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he’s afraid of wagons. And bands (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That’ll get you points in heaven (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) All you can do is hang in there and hope you don’t get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers (Jennifer Rardin Quotes) I’m sure it’s nothing switching to a light beer won’t cure (Jennifer Rardin Quotes)