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Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and natural goodness. Plainly they cannot eat meat so here is an idea to chew on. Why not feed them vegetarians? Picture Quote #1

... it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored Picture Quote #1

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less Picture Quote #1

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing Picture Quote #1

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see it's backside Picture Quote #1

Whenever I'm suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off Picture Quote #1

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw Picture Quote #1

It’s terrible. Biblically terrible. Possibly the worst new car money can buy. It’s the first car I’ve ever considered crashing into a tree, on purpose, so I didn’t have to drive it any more Picture Quote #1

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would Picture Quote #1

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place Picture Quote #1

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President Picture Quote #1

Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don’t, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition Picture Quote #1

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I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch Picture Quote #1

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all! Picture Quote #1

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? Picture Quote #1

Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain Picture Quote #1

I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight Picture Quote #1

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory Picture Quote #1

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No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty and expensive and cheerful Picture Quote #1

Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal Picture Quote #1

I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? Picture Quote #1

If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them? Picture Quote #1

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he's called the Stig Picture Quote #1

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he's called the Stig Picture Quote #1

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Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he's called the Stig Picture Quote #1

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler Picture Quote #1

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging Picture Quote #1

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley Picture Quote #1

I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well Picture Quote #1

Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it? Picture Quote #1

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Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and natural goodness. Plainly they cannot eat meat so here is an idea to chew on. Why not feed them vegetarians? (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) ... it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see it's backside (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Whenever I'm suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) It’s terrible. Biblically terrible. Possibly the worst new car money can buy. It’s the first car I’ve ever considered crashing into a tree, on purpose, so I didn’t have to drive it any more (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don’t, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all! (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty and expensive and cheerful (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them? (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he's called the Stig (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he's called the Stig (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he's called the Stig (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes) Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it? (Jeremy Clarkson Quotes)

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