Jerk Quotes
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Sometimes you are being interviewed by someone and you think, if I knew this person they’d be my best friend. Other times you’re being interviewed by a complete jerk (Jerk Quotes)
I’ve actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn’t need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself (Jerk Quotes)
It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk (Jerk Quotes)
Don’t accept less than what it is that you know that you want. Don’t allow someone to be a jerk. Don’t allow someone to disrespect you. Listen to the bigger voice in your head telling you that you deserve the best, whatever that is whatever that is you decide you like for yourself. It may differ from what I like or what is ideal for me. But the bottom line is to never accept less than what you know you deserve (Jerk Quotes)
If I’m going to follow a God, why would I want to follow a God of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god! (Jerk Quotes)
When you’ve been hurt, you don’t make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That’s his mama’s job (Jerk Quotes)
I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that’s not who I am (Jerk Quotes)
I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you’ve probably never heard (Jerk Quotes)
Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you’re just a jerk who likes to kick puppies (Jerk Quotes)
Don’t be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people (Jerk Quotes)
There’s something about a guy who admits he’s a jerk that makes him forgiveable (Jerk Quotes)
At least when somebody’s suffocating, you can tell: you see their faces turn blue, their lips quiver, their eyes buck, and their throats jerk. But when a man is mentally packing his bags the suitcase is never out until he’s already standing on the other side of the door (Jerk Quotes)
Success is not about money and power. Real success is about relationships. There’s no point in making $50 million a year if your teenager thinks you’re a jerk and you spend no time with your wife (Jerk Quotes)
What is known can’t jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit (Jerk Quotes)
I know that I’m definitely not a big big snob, and I know that at the times that I am a diva I know I’m being a diva. It’s kind of annoying to know that you are. Because it’s a person I do not want to be. So I’m trying my best not to become a jerk (Jerk Quotes)
The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse’s ass you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal (Jerk Quotes)
Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I’m not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while (Jerk Quotes)
You have to be courageous in life to allow a lightness to engage your being. It is easy to be a jerk. To be unhappy with all this weird stuff around us just seems to me to be such a waste. That’s a jerk (Jerk Quotes)
I will never deny that life isn’t fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk (Jerk Quotes)
Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk (Jerk Quotes)
I’m a jerk, that’s who I am. I’m like everybody else (Jerk Quotes)
I’m not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore (Jerk Quotes)
As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I’m not as probably as bad of a guy that I’ve been reported to be. I’m not that jerk (Jerk Quotes)
I just think I have always had a good attitude about everything and never got ahead of myself. No one wants to work with a jerk (Jerk Quotes)
If you come to fame not understanding who you are, it will define who you are. It shouldn’t change you. If you’re a jerk, you just get to be a bigger jerk. What fame does is magnify who you are and puts that on a platter for the whole world to see (Jerk Quotes)
People are surprised that I’m nice and it helps me out a little bit; it’s easy to be nice when everyone thinks you’re going to be a jerk but if people think you’re a nice guy then it’s tough because it’s what they expect (Jerk Quotes)
It’s disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk (Jerk Quotes)
I think I’m a mama’s boy who wanted to be a hockey player, who failed, and had to become a singer. I think that I’m a generous, impatient, kind, jerk (Jerk Quotes)
I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens (Jerk Quotes)
I want to give you back your first kiss, the one that jerk stole from you. And I want it to be something that even a coma can’t make you forget (Jerk Quotes)