Jerk Quotes
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Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn’t allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers. (Jerk Quotes)
There’s always a high school jerk, isn’t there? But I didn’t date much in high school, because I went to an all-girls’ private school for ten years. (Jerk Quotes)
These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection (Jerk Quotes)
As much as I like to be thoughtful and think things through in my decision making - I don’t like knee jerk decisions - but I’m not afraid to make decisions. (Jerk Quotes)
If I’d had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. (Jerk Quotes)
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I’m an uncaring asshole and proud of it. (Jerk Quotes)
I think that it is real important for someone to be really honest and open emotionally. I’m really an emotional person. If I’m that way and the guy isn’t that way I just really feel like a jerk. (Jerk Quotes)
Johnny Rotten. He’s a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he’d stand up and holler. He’s funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don’t think he’s a jerk because he isn’t. (Jerk Quotes)
I try not to eat too much fast food but still go for hot wings occasionally. As I get older, I have to pay more attention to my diet. My favorite food is jerk pork. (Jerk Quotes)
I’ve actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn’t need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself. (Jerk Quotes)
I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk. (Jerk Quotes)
Don’t be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people. (Jerk Quotes)
The palm of his hand was a dull red. Not a good sign.I jerk off left-handed, he thought, at least that’s something. (Jerk Quotes)
All too frequently, the knee jerk reaction to tragedies by the media and chattering class is to move to restrict our rights... Our founding documents make it clear that our inalienable rights come from God and that the job of the government is to ensure and protect those God-given rights. (Jerk Quotes)
There’s nothing more distasteful than an academic having to, like, trot out his credentials. You really come off as a jerk when you do that. (Jerk Quotes)