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Jerry Lawler Quotes

I’m not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally! Picture Quote #1

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? Picture Quote #1

But if I’ve heard this saying once, I’ve heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven’t found the reason that this all happened yet Picture Quote #1

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee Picture Quote #1

What do Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up! Picture Quote #1

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! Picture Quote #1

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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts Picture Quote #1

Andy Kaufman’s mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied! Picture Quote #1

Jake ‘The Snake’s’ two best friends are Jim Beam and Jack Daniels Picture Quote #1

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia...a tourist Picture Quote #1

How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that! Picture Quote #1

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That’s when because stiffin’ a different joint every night Picture Quote #1

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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he’d just take it and have it bronzed Picture Quote #1

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you’d rather not see. They’re more like mongrels Picture Quote #1

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis Picture Quote #1

We’ve finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that’s fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to Picture Quote #1

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma Picture Quote #1

You lost weight? Look around, you’ll find it Picture Quote #1

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The fats dented the flats Picture Quote #1

Go back to your bingo hall Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper Picture Quote #1

Are you ready for some puppies?! Picture Quote #1

Is he dancing or having a seizure? Picture Quote #1

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court Picture Quote #1

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This man can make a horror movie without makeup Picture Quote #1

Certainly it’s a business and you’ve got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you’ve got two guys doing the same thing, you don’t need one of them Picture Quote #1

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad Picture Quote #1

I’ve been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family Picture Quote #1

I’m an artist and I can draw very well. I’m amazed that everybody can’t draw well because I can do it so effortlessly Picture Quote #1

I don’t think it’s blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that’s gone. The commentary is lacking Picture Quote #1

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I’m not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally! (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? (Jerry Lawler Quotes) But if I’ve heard this saying once, I’ve heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven’t found the reason that this all happened yet (Jerry Lawler Quotes) What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee. (Jerry Lawler Quotes) What do Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up! (Jerry Lawler Quotes) When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! (Jerry Lawler Quotes) The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts. (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Andy Kaufman’s mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied! (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Jake ‘The Snake’s’ two best friends are Jim Beam and Jack Daniels (Jerry Lawler Quotes) You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia...a tourist. (Jerry Lawler Quotes) How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that! (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That’s when because stiffin’ a different joint every night (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he’d just take it and have it bronzed (Jerry Lawler Quotes) We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you’d rather not see. They’re more like mongrels (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis (Jerry Lawler Quotes) We’ve finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that’s fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma (Jerry Lawler Quotes) You lost weight? Look around, you’ll find it (Jerry Lawler Quotes) The fats dented the flats (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Go back to your bingo hall (Jerry Lawler Quotes) I don’t know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Are you ready for some puppies?! (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Is he dancing or having a seizure? (Jerry Lawler Quotes) You never really know a woman till you meet her in court (Jerry Lawler Quotes) This man can make a horror movie without makeup (Jerry Lawler Quotes) Certainly it’s a business and you’ve got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you’ve got two guys doing the same thing, you don’t need one of them (Jerry Lawler Quotes) In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad (Jerry Lawler Quotes) I’ve been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family (Jerry Lawler Quotes) I’m an artist and I can draw very well. I’m amazed that everybody can’t draw well because I can do it so effortlessly (Jerry Lawler Quotes) I don’t think it’s blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that’s gone. The commentary is lacking (Jerry Lawler Quotes)

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