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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family Picture Quote #1

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV Picture Quote #1

The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! Picture Quote #1

Men want to make women happy Picture Quote #1

I love advertising because I love lying Picture Quote #1

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup? Picture Quote #1

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Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game Picture Quote #1

That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity Picture Quote #1

I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked Picture Quote #1

Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination Picture Quote #1

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they’re the worst Picture Quote #1

Folks who go through the tabloids ought to have to be lied to Picture Quote #1

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A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking Picture Quote #1

I’m old, I’m rich and I’m tired Picture Quote #1

I can’t eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing more fun than entertaining kids Picture Quote #1

I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive Picture Quote #1

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason Picture Quote #1

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy Picture Quote #1

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped Picture Quote #1

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they’re the worst Picture Quote #1

The best revenge is living well Picture Quote #1

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away Picture Quote #1

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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Picture Quote #1

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done Picture Quote #1

Maybe if we lie down our brains will work Picture Quote #1

Why would anybody want a friend? Picture Quote #1

Not that there’s anything wrong with that Picture Quote #1

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that Picture Quote #1

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Men want to make women happy (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I love advertising because I love lying (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup? (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they’re the worst. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Folks who go through the tabloids ought to have to be lied to (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I’m old, I’m rich and I’m tired (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I can’t eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) There’s nothing more fun than entertaining kids (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they’re the worst (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) The best revenge is living well (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Maybe if we lie down our brains will work (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Why would anybody want a friend? (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Not that there’s anything wrong with that (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes)

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