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Never underestimate your dumbness! (Jim Benton Quotes)
Buy me stuff and I’ll be nicer (Jim Benton Quotes)
I’m telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There’s just no way to really prepare for that (Jim Benton Quotes)
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons (Jim Benton Quotes)
School prepares you for the real world... which also bites (Jim Benton Quotes)
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies (Jim Benton Quotes)
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog (Jim Benton Quotes)
He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume (Jim Benton Quotes)
I can’t imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out (Jim Benton Quotes)