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Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Imagine you’re drowning, and someone hands you a baby Picture Quote #1

I come from a very big family... nine parents Picture Quote #1

I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me Picture Quote #1

You know, I want to teach, but I don’t want to read? Picture Quote #1

My new years resolution? I will be less laz Picture Quote #1

You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither Picture Quote #1

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Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause Picture Quote #1

Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us? Picture Quote #1

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... Well, January Picture Quote #1

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I’m pretty bad at it Picture Quote #1

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal Picture Quote #1

Whenever you correct someone’s grammar just remember that nobody likes you Picture Quote #1

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Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape Picture Quote #1

Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent Picture Quote #1

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? Picture Quote #1

I’m there to make people laugh. I’m not trying to come across as sexy Picture Quote #1

I was the youngest of the six kids, and to make my older siblings laugh, that was very important. I did a great impression of our dad that made them all laugh, so that gave me a lot of power within the family Picture Quote #1

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon Picture Quote #1

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Imagine you’re drowning, and someone hands you a baby (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I come from a very big family... nine parents (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) You know, I want to teach, but I don’t want to read? (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) My new years resolution? I will be less laz (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us? (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) Without Valentine's Day, February would be... Well, January (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) All I want to do is be a good dad, but I’m pretty bad at it (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) Whenever you correct someone’s grammar just remember that nobody likes you (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I’m there to make people laugh. I’m not trying to come across as sexy (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) I was the youngest of the six kids, and to make my older siblings laugh, that was very important. I did a great impression of our dad that made them all laugh, so that gave me a lot of power within the family (Jim Gaffigan Quotes) You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon (Jim Gaffigan Quotes)

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