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Jim Jefferies Quotes

Here’s the thing about people who believe in God... They’re idiots Picture Quote #1
I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God Picture Quote #1
As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don’t find any problems with that, even if I’m gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don’t come and see me Picture Quote #1
Here’s the thing about people who believe in God... They’re idiots Picture Quote #1
God built the world, but he did not know it was round Picture Quote #1
If you hate gay marriage, then don’t marry a gay person Picture Quote #1
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Nobody cares that you’re smart and nobody cares that your kids don’t have bruises Picture Quote #1
The thing about crazy people; they don’t know they are crazy, that’s what make them crazy Picture Quote #1
I don’t want people to leave the show being upset. So if I am trying to do a new joke, and sometimes I will talk about things like gun control or hostile massacre and I notice people being upset I will change the direction Picture Quote #1
No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I’m a bad person, basically Picture Quote #1
I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens Picture Quote #1
I’ve never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group Picture Quote #1
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Here’s the thing about people who believe in God... They’re idiots.  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don’t find any problems with that, even if I’m gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don’t come and see me.  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) Here’s the thing about people who believe in God... They’re idiots  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) God built the world, but he did not know it was round  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) If you hate gay marriage, then don’t marry a gay person  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) Nobody cares that you’re smart and nobody cares that your kids don’t have bruises  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) The thing about crazy people; they don’t know they are crazy, that’s what make them crazy  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) I don’t want people to leave the show being upset. So if I am trying to do a new joke, and sometimes I will talk about things like gun control or hostile massacre and I notice people being upset I will change the direction  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I’m a bad person, basically  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens  (Jim Jefferies Quotes) I’ve never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group  (Jim Jefferies Quotes)