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Joe Rogan Quotes

If you haven’t peed the bed, you haven’t taken enough chances Picture Quote #1

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion Picture Quote #1

Be the hero of your own story Picture Quote #1

You could smell my ass from mars Picture Quote #1

People love to see people fall Picture Quote #1

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking Picture Quote #1

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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by Picture Quote #1

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD Picture Quote #1

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken Picture Quote #1

I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion Picture Quote #1

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig Picture Quote #1

I’m a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them Picture Quote #1

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It never hurt Lenny Bruce’s career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in Picture Quote #1

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that’s why everybody loved him so much Picture Quote #1

The Comedy Store in LA, it’s a really loose room and it’s really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage Picture Quote #1

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone Picture Quote #1

I’ve been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC Picture Quote #1

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings Picture Quote #1

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Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are Picture Quote #1

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I’ve ever used for developing my mind Picture Quote #1

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I’ve had both knees reconstructed Picture Quote #1

Reality really is theater. There’s no other way to describe it. It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic Picture Quote #1

When you snatch little pieces of other people’s lives and try to palm them off as your own, that’s more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago Picture Quote #1

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley’s very funny, very witty guy, very quick Picture Quote #1

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The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both Picture Quote #1

What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt Picture Quote #1

I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you... That can be an awesome motivating force that can improve your life if you choose to be inspired and not jealous. One (being jealous) has no benefit whatsoever, the other is an incredible resource for creating momentum and improvement Picture Quote #1

I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible Picture Quote #1

So many times I’ve done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I’ve got this new tagline that’s killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that’s just the process of comedy Picture Quote #1

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who’s been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it’s stretching is if you haven’t done it, or that you haven’t done it rigorously for a long period of time Picture Quote #1

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If you haven’t peed the bed, you haven’t taken enough chances (Joe Rogan Quotes) The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion (Joe Rogan Quotes) Be the hero of your own story (Joe Rogan Quotes) You could smell my ass from mars (Joe Rogan Quotes) People love to see people fall (Joe Rogan Quotes) I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking (Joe Rogan Quotes) We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by (Joe Rogan Quotes) Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD (Joe Rogan Quotes) Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken (Joe Rogan Quotes) I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion (Joe Rogan Quotes) I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig (Joe Rogan Quotes) I’m a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them (Joe Rogan Quotes) It never hurt Lenny Bruce’s career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in (Joe Rogan Quotes) Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that’s why everybody loved him so much (Joe Rogan Quotes) The Comedy Store in LA, it’s a really loose room and it’s really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage (Joe Rogan Quotes) The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone (Joe Rogan Quotes) I’ve been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC (Joe Rogan Quotes) People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings (Joe Rogan Quotes) Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are (Joe Rogan Quotes) The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I’ve ever used for developing my mind (Joe Rogan Quotes) On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I’ve had both knees reconstructed (Joe Rogan Quotes) Reality really is theater. There’s no other way to describe it. It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic (Joe Rogan Quotes) When you snatch little pieces of other people’s lives and try to palm them off as your own, that’s more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago (Joe Rogan Quotes) Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley’s very funny, very witty guy, very quick (Joe Rogan Quotes) The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both (Joe Rogan Quotes) What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt (Joe Rogan Quotes) I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you... That can be an awesome motivating force that can improve your life if you choose to be inspired and not jealous. One (being jealous) has no benefit whatsoever, the other is an incredible resource for creating momentum and improvement (Joe Rogan Quotes) I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible. (Joe Rogan Quotes) So many times I’ve done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I’ve got this new tagline that’s killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that’s just the process of comedy. (Joe Rogan Quotes) As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who’s been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it’s stretching is if you haven’t done it, or that you haven’t done it rigorously for a long period of time. (Joe Rogan Quotes)

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