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Joe Rogan Quotes

The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel Picture Quote #1

Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get Picture Quote #1

Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years Picture Quote #1

You’re sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That’s all you know. But we don’t have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we’re all communicating with each other all across the board, so you’re getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture Picture Quote #1

I really feel like it’s a travesty to make a child famous. I really do Picture Quote #1

No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We’re designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory Picture Quote #1

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I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I’m coming from Picture Quote #1

The Comedy Store in LA, it’s a really loose room and it’s really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage Picture Quote #1

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer Picture Quote #1

What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It’s all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond) Picture Quote #1

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title Picture Quote #1

It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks Picture Quote #1

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That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard Picture Quote #1

I’ll go to church with anyone who’s willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me Picture Quote #1

Houston people are way cool. They’re smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there Picture Quote #1

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me Picture Quote #1

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don’t workout Picture Quote #1

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing’s more disgusting than a guy who steals another person’s ideas and tries to claim them as his own Picture Quote #1

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The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it Picture Quote #1

Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer Picture Quote #1

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator Picture Quote #1

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me Picture Quote #1

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? Picture Quote #1

People for the most part can smell lies Picture Quote #1

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People are scared man, they’re scared of the void Picture Quote #1

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men Picture Quote #1

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh Picture Quote #1

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time Picture Quote #1

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential Picture Quote #1

It’s a very strange thing when you make nature illegal Picture Quote #1

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The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel. (Joe Rogan Quotes) Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get. (Joe Rogan Quotes) Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. (Joe Rogan Quotes) You’re sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That’s all you know. But we don’t have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we’re all communicating with each other all across the board, so you’re getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture. (Joe Rogan Quotes) I really feel like it’s a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. (Joe Rogan Quotes) No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We’re designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory. (Joe Rogan Quotes) I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I’m coming from. (Joe Rogan Quotes) The Comedy Store in LA, it’s a really loose room and it’s really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage. (Joe Rogan Quotes) I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer. (Joe Rogan Quotes) What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It’s all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond). (Joe Rogan Quotes) Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title. (Joe Rogan Quotes) It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. (Joe Rogan Quotes) That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. (Joe Rogan Quotes) I’ll go to church with anyone who’s willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me. (Joe Rogan Quotes) Houston people are way cool. They’re smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there. (Joe Rogan Quotes) To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me. (Joe Rogan Quotes) The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don’t workout. (Joe Rogan Quotes) The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing’s more disgusting than a guy who steals another person’s ideas and tries to claim them as his own. (Joe Rogan Quotes) The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it. (Joe Rogan Quotes) Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer. (Joe Rogan Quotes) I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator (Joe Rogan Quotes) I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me (Joe Rogan Quotes) If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? (Joe Rogan Quotes) People for the most part can smell lies (Joe Rogan Quotes) People are scared man, they’re scared of the void (Joe Rogan Quotes) When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men (Joe Rogan Quotes) I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh (Joe Rogan Quotes) I do cagefight commentary in my spare time (Joe Rogan Quotes) Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential (Joe Rogan Quotes) It’s a very strange thing when you make nature illegal (Joe Rogan Quotes)

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