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Joe Rogan Quotes

If life wasn’t real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever Picture Quote #1

Live your life like you’re the hero in your movie Picture Quote #1

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend Picture Quote #1

A unicorn is a donkey from the future Picture Quote #1

Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you Picture Quote #1

The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way Picture Quote #1

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To really appreciate life you got to know you’re going to die Picture Quote #1

You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart Picture Quote #1

By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful Picture Quote #1

There’s a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results Picture Quote #1

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs Picture Quote #1

But it’s hard for a chick to do comedy. It’s not as open for them Picture Quote #1

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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way Picture Quote #1

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh Picture Quote #1

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure Picture Quote #1

It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks Picture Quote #1

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends Picture Quote #1

That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard Picture Quote #1

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time Picture Quote #1

Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years Picture Quote #1

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird Picture Quote #1

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out Picture Quote #1

Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get Picture Quote #1

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title Picture Quote #1

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Have you ever talked to someone, and you’re not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that Picture Quote #1

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with Picture Quote #1

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they’re brooding all the time Picture Quote #1

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends Picture Quote #1

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me Picture Quote #1

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it Picture Quote #1

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If life wasn’t real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever (Joe Rogan Quotes) Live your life like you’re the hero in your movie (Joe Rogan Quotes) No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend (Joe Rogan Quotes) A unicorn is a donkey from the future (Joe Rogan Quotes) Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you (Joe Rogan Quotes) The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way (Joe Rogan Quotes) To really appreciate life you got to know you’re going to die (Joe Rogan Quotes) You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart (Joe Rogan Quotes) By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful (Joe Rogan Quotes) There’s a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results (Joe Rogan Quotes) Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs (Joe Rogan Quotes) But it’s hard for a chick to do comedy. It’s not as open for them (Joe Rogan Quotes) I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way (Joe Rogan Quotes) The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh (Joe Rogan Quotes) If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure (Joe Rogan Quotes) It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks (Joe Rogan Quotes) Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends (Joe Rogan Quotes) That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard (Joe Rogan Quotes) The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time (Joe Rogan Quotes) Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years (Joe Rogan Quotes) After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird (Joe Rogan Quotes) Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out (Joe Rogan Quotes) Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get (Joe Rogan Quotes) Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title (Joe Rogan Quotes) Have you ever talked to someone, and you’re not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that (Joe Rogan Quotes) I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with (Joe Rogan Quotes) If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they’re brooding all the time (Joe Rogan Quotes) My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends (Joe Rogan Quotes) To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me (Joe Rogan Quotes) When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it (Joe Rogan Quotes)

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