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Joel McHale Quotes

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams Picture Quote #1

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money Picture Quote #1

One of my favorite things being on movies is that when you’re working, it’s the best thing that’s ever happened, and then in the downtime, you socialize and go to dinner Picture Quote #1

I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought I was dumb, and there are many people out there that would agree Picture Quote #1

People have always said since TV was invented what a cultural wasteland it is but I think it is the worst and the best. It is the golden age of television Picture Quote #1

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That’s a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame Picture Quote #1

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Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That’s the big secret Picture Quote #1

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy Picture Quote #1

I used comedy as a way to combat my dyslexia. I was barely getting by scholastically, so I used a lot of humor Picture Quote #1

It’s pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year’s Picture Quote #1

I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after school. Isn’t that great? Picture Quote #1

I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god Picture Quote #1

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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy Picture Quote #1

Once you’ve been booked, people in Hollywood say, ‘Oh he must be good.’ All the while you’re the same actor Picture Quote #1

It’s important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is Picture Quote #1

I don’t think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy Picture Quote #1

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn’t use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off! Picture Quote #1

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money Picture Quote #1

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My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That’s a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame Picture Quote #1

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition Picture Quote #1

It’s an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along Picture Quote #1

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That’s the big secret Picture Quote #1

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If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. (Joel McHale Quotes) Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money (Joel McHale Quotes) One of my favorite things being on movies is that when you’re working, it’s the best thing that’s ever happened, and then in the downtime, you socialize and go to dinner (Joel McHale Quotes) I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought I was dumb, and there are many people out there that would agree (Joel McHale Quotes) People have always said since TV was invented what a cultural wasteland it is but I think it is the worst and the best. It is the golden age of television. (Joel McHale Quotes) My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That’s a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame. (Joel McHale Quotes) Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That’s the big secret. (Joel McHale Quotes) Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. (Joel McHale Quotes) I used comedy as a way to combat my dyslexia. I was barely getting by scholastically, so I used a lot of humor. (Joel McHale Quotes) It’s pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year’s. (Joel McHale Quotes) I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after school. Isn’t that great? (Joel McHale Quotes) I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god (Joel McHale Quotes) Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy (Joel McHale Quotes) Once you’ve been booked, people in Hollywood say, ‘Oh he must be good.’ All the while you’re the same actor (Joel McHale Quotes) It’s important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is (Joel McHale Quotes) I don’t think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy (Joel McHale Quotes) In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn’t use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off! (Joel McHale Quotes) Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money (Joel McHale Quotes) My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That’s a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame (Joel McHale Quotes) You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition (Joel McHale Quotes) It’s an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along (Joel McHale Quotes) Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That’s the big secret (Joel McHale Quotes)