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Joey Adams Quotes
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you (Joey Adams Quotes)
Smack your child every day. If you don’t know why - he does (Joey Adams Quotes)
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions (Joey Adams Quotes)
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all (Joey Adams Quotes)
With friends like that, who needs enemies? (Joey Adams Quotes)
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing (Joey Adams Quotes)
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you (Joey Adams Quotes)
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business (Joey Adams Quotes)
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway (Joey Adams Quotes)