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I can’t hear the phrase ‘Bay of Pigs invasion’ without thinking of bacon (John Alejandro King Quotes)
Better a consultant who tap dances, than a consultant who does the moonwalk (John Alejandro King Quotes)
If you’re not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work (John Alejandro King Quotes)
The problem with those bumper stickers that warn against tailgating, is that I have to get really close to the person’s car to read them (John Alejandro King Quotes)
What makes you think the whole world revolves around you?! My mother said, as I slowly rotated to maintain eye contact (John Alejandro King Quotes)