John Dobbin Quotes
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Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don’t live up to their promises (John Dobbin Quotes)
In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What’s there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded (John Dobbin Quotes)
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep (John Dobbin Quotes)