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John Green Quotes

Well, but you can eat Grandma’s cookies. They’re not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn’t hurt you Picture Quote #1

And the moral of the story is that you don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened. And the second moral of the story, if a story can have multiple morals, is that Dumpers are not inherently worse than Dumpees - breaking up isn’t something that gets done to you; it’s something that happens with you Picture Quote #1

The five of us walking confidently in a row, I’d never felt cooler. The Great Perhaps was upon us, and we were invincible. The plan may have had faults, but we did not Picture Quote #1

I don’t know where people got the idea that characters in books are supposed to be likable. Books are not in the business of creating merely likeable characters with whom you can have some simple identification with. Books are in the business of creating great stories that make you’re brain go ahhbdgbdmerhbergurhbudgerbudbaaarr Picture Quote #1

Something about me has always liked the drama and inconvience of bad weather. The worse the better, really Picture Quote #1

People thought he was a glutton for punishment, that he liked getting dumped. But it wasn’t like that. He could just never see anything coming, and as he lay on the solid, uneven ground with Hassan pressing too hard on his forehead, Colin Singleton’s distance from his glasses made him realize the problem: myopia. He was nearsighted. The future lay before him, inevitable but invisible Picture Quote #1

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Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate Picture Quote #1

Support Group featured a rotating cast of characters in various states of tumor-driven unwellness. Why did the cast rotate? A side effect of dying Picture Quote #1

His every syllable flirted. Honestly, he kind of turned me on. I didn’t even know that guys could turn me on-not, like, in real life Picture Quote #1

I believe in that line from An Imperial Affliction. ‘The risen sun too bright in her losing eyes.’ That’s God, I think, the rising sun, and the light is too bright and her eyes are losing but they aren’t lost Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in prom,’ I reminded her as she rounded a corner. I expertly angled my raisin bran to accomodate the g-forces. I’d done this before Picture Quote #1

The real heroes anyway aren’t the people doing things; the real heroes are the people NOTICING things, paying attention. The guy who invented the smallpox vaccine didn’t actually invent anything. He just noticed that people with cowpox didn’t get smallpox Picture Quote #1

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Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin Picture Quote #1

Oh, I wouldn’t mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you Picture Quote #1

I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch Picture Quote #1

We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,’ he said. ‘I’m telling you, it’s ninety percent of the problem Picture Quote #1

We just sat there quiet for a long time, which was fine, and I was thinking about way back in the very beginning in the Literal Heart of Jesus Picture Quote #1

In those fifty, the Old Man made me take religion seriously. I’d never been religious, but he told us that religion is important whether or not we believed in one, the same way that historical events are important whether or not you personally lived through them Picture Quote #1

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And yes, again, that was it exactly. A retyper and not a writer. A prodigy and not a genius Picture Quote #1

We live in a universe devoted to the creation, and eradication, of awareness. Augustus Waters did not die after a lengthy battle with cancer. He died after a lengthy battle with human consciousness, a victim - as you will be - of the universe’s need to make and unmake all that is possible Picture Quote #1

Collin Singleton could no more stay cool than a blue whale could stay skinny or Bangladesh could stay rich Picture Quote #1

I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, ‘Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts?’, that fifteen year old boy would probably be like, ‘what’s plastic?’ Picture Quote #1

Dad had a sign of his own. MY BEAUTIFUL FAMILY, it read, and then underneath that (AND GUS) Picture Quote #1

She’s just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It’s Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes Picture Quote #1

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I’ll fight it. I’ll fight it for you. Don’t you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I’m okay. I’ll find a way to hang around and annoy you for a long time Picture Quote #1

Seriously, don’t even get me started on my hot bod. You don’t want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace’s breath away,’ he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank Picture Quote #1

You’ll live forever in our hearts, big man. That particularly galled me, because it implied the immortality of those left behind: You will live forever in my memory, because I will live forever! I AM YOUR GOD NOW, DEAD BOY! I OWN YOU! Picture Quote #1

But I could always tell in her eyes if she got really pissed at me, and her eyes were still pretty smiley Picture Quote #1

I pointed at the little kids goading each other to jump from rib cage to shoulder and Gus answered just loud enough for me to hear over the din, ‘Last time, I imagined myself as the kid. This time, the skeleton Picture Quote #1

Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something. Hazel Grace, tell me I have not reached the end of this book. OH MY GOD DO THEY GET MARRIED OR NOT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?! Picture Quote #1

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Well, but you can eat Grandma’s cookies. They’re not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn’t hurt you (John Green Quotes) And the moral of the story is that you don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened. And the second moral of the story, if a story can have multiple morals, is that Dumpers are not inherently worse than Dumpees - breaking up isn’t something that gets done to you; it’s something that happens with you (John Green Quotes) The five of us walking confidently in a row, I’d never felt cooler. The Great Perhaps was upon us, and we were invincible. The plan may have had faults, but we did not (John Green Quotes) I don’t know where people got the idea that characters in books are supposed to be likable. Books are not in the business of creating merely likeable characters with whom you can have some simple identification with. Books are in the business of creating great stories that make you’re brain go ahhbdgbdmerhbergurhbudgerbudbaaarr (John Green Quotes) Something about me has always liked the drama and inconvience of bad weather. The worse the better, really (John Green Quotes) People thought he was a glutton for punishment, that he liked getting dumped. But it wasn’t like that. He could just never see anything coming, and as he lay on the solid, uneven ground with Hassan pressing too hard on his forehead, Colin Singleton’s distance from his glasses made him realize the problem: myopia. He was nearsighted. The future lay before him, inevitable but invisible (John Green Quotes) Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate (John Green Quotes) Support Group featured a rotating cast of characters in various states of tumor-driven unwellness. Why did the cast rotate? A side effect of dying (John Green Quotes) His every syllable flirted. Honestly, he kind of turned me on. I didn’t even know that guys could turn me on-not, like, in real life (John Green Quotes) I believe in that line from An Imperial Affliction. ‘The risen sun too bright in her losing eyes.’ That’s God, I think, the rising sun, and the light is too bright and her eyes are losing but they aren’t lost (John Green Quotes) I don’t believe in prom,’ I reminded her as she rounded a corner. I expertly angled my raisin bran to accomodate the g-forces. I’d done this before (John Green Quotes) The real heroes anyway aren’t the people doing things; the real heroes are the people NOTICING things, paying attention. The guy who invented the smallpox vaccine didn’t actually invent anything. He just noticed that people with cowpox didn’t get smallpox (John Green Quotes) Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin (John Green Quotes) Oh, I wouldn’t mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you (John Green Quotes) I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch (John Green Quotes) We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,’ he said. ‘I’m telling you, it’s ninety percent of the problem (John Green Quotes) We just sat there quiet for a long time, which was fine, and I was thinking about way back in the very beginning in the Literal Heart of Jesus (John Green Quotes) In those fifty, the Old Man made me take religion seriously. I’d never been religious, but he told us that religion is important whether or not we believed in one, the same way that historical events are important whether or not you personally lived through them (John Green Quotes) And yes, again, that was it exactly. A retyper and not a writer. A prodigy and not a genius (John Green Quotes) We live in a universe devoted to the creation, and eradication, of awareness. Augustus Waters did not die after a lengthy battle with cancer. He died after a lengthy battle with human consciousness, a victim - as you will be - of the universe’s need to make and unmake all that is possible (John Green Quotes) Collin Singleton could no more stay cool than a blue whale could stay skinny or Bangladesh could stay rich (John Green Quotes) I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, ‘Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts?’, that fifteen year old boy would probably be like, ‘what’s plastic?’ (John Green Quotes) Dad had a sign of his own. MY BEAUTIFUL FAMILY, it read, and then underneath that (AND GUS) (John Green Quotes) She’s just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It’s Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes (John Green Quotes) I’ll fight it. I’ll fight it for you. Don’t you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I’m okay. I’ll find a way to hang around and annoy you for a long time (John Green Quotes) Seriously, don’t even get me started on my hot bod. You don’t want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace’s breath away,’ he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank (John Green Quotes) You’ll live forever in our hearts, big man. That particularly galled me, because it implied the immortality of those left behind: You will live forever in my memory, because I will live forever! I AM YOUR GOD NOW, DEAD BOY! I OWN YOU! (John Green Quotes) But I could always tell in her eyes if she got really pissed at me, and her eyes were still pretty smiley (John Green Quotes) I pointed at the little kids goading each other to jump from rib cage to shoulder and Gus answered just loud enough for me to hear over the din, ‘Last time, I imagined myself as the kid. This time, the skeleton (John Green Quotes) Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something. Hazel Grace, tell me I have not reached the end of this book. OH MY GOD DO THEY GET MARRIED OR NOT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?! (John Green Quotes)

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